Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and pains of getting older is a little bit of laughter. Because although you may not be as young as you once were, the truth is: aging is inevitable. Why not embrace it? Since you can't really slow down aging, here are some funny, silly, and downright punny old people jokes to make you feel a little better. These hilarious jokes and quotes about getting older are sure to keep your mind sharp. It turns out, a little bit of healthy laughter could even keep wrinkles at bay.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
You may be old, but I don't carrot all!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old baker understands aging, she's an old tarte!
You know what the young chicken said to the old, "You're no spring chicken!"
Age got muffin on you!
How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Why am I getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?
These are not gray hairs! They are wisdom highlights! I happen to be very wise.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If my body were a car I would trade it in a newer model…every time I cough sneeze or sputter my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires.
You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic!
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." —Bob Hope
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." —Phyllis Diller
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out." —Jerry Seinfeld
"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." —Andy Rooney
"So far, this is the oldest I've been." —George Carlin
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." —Billy Crystal
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't." —Carrie Fisher
"You know you're getting older when you're told to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police." —Joan Rivers
Many of those shoes seem to fit my feet. Thanks BF.
BadFisherman wrote:
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and pains of getting older is a little bit of laughter. Because although you may not be as young as you once were, the truth is: aging is inevitable. Why not embrace it? Since you can't really slow down aging, here are some funny, silly, and downright punny old people jokes to make you feel a little better. These hilarious jokes and quotes about getting older are sure to keep your mind sharp. It turns out, a little bit of healthy laughter could even keep wrinkles at bay.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
You may be old, but I don't carrot all!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old baker understands aging, she's an old tarte!
You know what the young chicken said to the old, "You're no spring chicken!"
Age got muffin on you!
How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Why am I getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?
These are not gray hairs! They are wisdom highlights! I happen to be very wise.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If my body were a car I would trade it in a newer model…every time I cough sneeze or sputter my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires.
You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic!
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." —Bob Hope
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." —Phyllis Diller
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out." —Jerry Seinfeld
"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." —Andy Rooney
"So far, this is the oldest I've been." —George Carlin
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." —Billy Crystal
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't." —Carrie Fisher
"You know you're getting older when you're told to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police." —Joan Rivers
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and... (
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been there BF done most of em
have the t shirt
BadFisherman wrote:
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and pains of getting older is a little bit of laughter. Because although you may not be as young as you once were, the truth is: aging is inevitable. Why not embrace it? Since you can't really slow down aging, here are some funny, silly, and downright punny old people jokes to make you feel a little better. These hilarious jokes and quotes about getting older are sure to keep your mind sharp. It turns out, a little bit of healthy laughter could even keep wrinkles at bay.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
You may be old, but I don't carrot all!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old baker understands aging, she's an old tarte!
You know what the young chicken said to the old, "You're no spring chicken!"
Age got muffin on you!
How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Why am I getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?
These are not gray hairs! They are wisdom highlights! I happen to be very wise.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If my body were a car I would trade it in a newer model…every time I cough sneeze or sputter my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires.
You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic!
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." —Bob Hope
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." —Phyllis Diller
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out." —Jerry Seinfeld
"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." —Andy Rooney
"So far, this is the oldest I've been." —George Carlin
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." —Billy Crystal
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't." —Carrie Fisher
"You know you're getting older when you're told to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police." —Joan Rivers
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and... (
show quote)
"So far, this is the oldest I've been." —George Carlin I will side with George on these.
BadFisherman wrote:
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and pains of getting older is a little bit of laughter. Because although you may not be as young as you once were, the truth is: aging is inevitable. Why not embrace it? Since you can't really slow down aging, here are some funny, silly, and downright punny old people jokes to make you feel a little better. These hilarious jokes and quotes about getting older are sure to keep your mind sharp. It turns out, a little bit of healthy laughter could even keep wrinkles at bay.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
You may be old, but I don't carrot all!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old baker understands aging, she's an old tarte!
You know what the young chicken said to the old, "You're no spring chicken!"
Age got muffin on you!
How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Why am I getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?
These are not gray hairs! They are wisdom highlights! I happen to be very wise.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If my body were a car I would trade it in a newer model…every time I cough sneeze or sputter my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires.
You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic!
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." —Bob Hope
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." —Phyllis Diller
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out." —Jerry Seinfeld
"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." —Andy Rooney
"So far, this is the oldest I've been." —George Carlin
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." —Billy Crystal
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't." —Carrie Fisher
"You know you're getting older when you're told to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police." —Joan Rivers
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and... (
show quote)
“Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Proverbs17.22 King James Bible
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BadFisherman wrote:
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and pains of getting older is a little bit of laughter. Because although you may not be as young as you once were, the truth is: aging is inevitable. Why not embrace it? Since you can't really slow down aging, here are some funny, silly, and downright punny old people jokes to make you feel a little better. These hilarious jokes and quotes about getting older are sure to keep your mind sharp. It turns out, a little bit of healthy laughter could even keep wrinkles at bay.
If you lose something in an old-age home, don't stop until you've searched every nook and granny.
The old man moved to Hawaii to live the life of a dentured surfing dude.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
You may be old, but I don't carrot all!
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
The old baker understands aging, she's an old tarte!
You know what the young chicken said to the old, "You're no spring chicken!"
Age got muffin on you!
How are stars like false teeth? They both come out at night!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
The older we get, the earlier it gets late.
You know you're getting older when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Why am I getting older and wider instead of older and wiser?
These are not gray hairs! They are wisdom highlights! I happen to be very wise.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If my body were a car I would trade it in a newer model…every time I cough sneeze or sputter my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires.
You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic!
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." —Bob Hope
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." —Phyllis Diller
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out." —Jerry Seinfeld
"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." —Andy Rooney
"So far, this is the oldest I've been." —George Carlin
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." —Billy Crystal
"As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't." —Carrie Fisher
"You know you're getting older when you're told to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police." —Joan Rivers
Sometimes, the best medicine to ease the aches and... (
show quote)
"Im not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
A reporter asked George Burns what the secret was to living to the age of 100. "That's simple, Burns said, I never sit down."
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
I can relate to most of those.
Sounds like life in review. lol
Graywulff wrote:
Many of those shoes seem to fit my feet. Thanks BF.
Love the picture!!
And is so true.
I never want to feel old I might acke alittle more but that won't stop me !!
Until l can not hold a fishing pole or a gun to hunt with.
Good luck fishing and hunting . And safe trips
Andy
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