A Pastor entered his donkey in a race
Aug 25, 2021 11:10:16 #
Lockman54
Loc: Alliance,Oh
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's a** and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Join This Group If You Love To Laugh: Funnies That Makes You Laugh
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's a** and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Join This Group If You Love To Laugh: Funnies That Makes You Laugh
Aug 25, 2021 11:18:45 #
Great one Lockman, thanks for making my day so far! Too funny!!😂🤣
Aug 25, 2021 11:39:18 #
Aug 25, 2021 12:13:33 #
Aug 25, 2021 13:11:47 #
Lockman54 wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)
This so true in life.
That's for the laughter 😃
Andy
Aug 25, 2021 13:56:15 #
Aug 25, 2021 14:02:00 #
Lockman54 wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)
That’s a knee slapper😂
Aug 25, 2021 14:32:13 #
michael4now
Loc: wilder id
Lockman54 wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)
very good and well said
Aug 26, 2021 13:21:47 #
eddierbias
Loc: Texas Panhandle Pampa 79065
Lockman54 wrote:
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. ... (show quote)
Aug 26, 2021 13:23:18 #
Aug 26, 2021 14:26:43 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.