It's sad but true....
Aug 20, 2021 22:14:23 #
You've heard of those guys who break into cars and rob the owner when they get back in the car? Well, I had my first encounter with one of those, But after me driving for fifteen minutes, the would be robber kindly asked me if I would pull over and let him out, My money wasn't worth him dying in a car wreck....
I got cussed at work today after a gentleman told me, he needed a gallon of blinker fluid, To which I responded that it didn't exist, he insisted that it did...
At some point you have to realize there are two species of "Intelligent" life humans and stupid people...
I was filling my gas tank today and I thought to myself, I'm so glad we got rid of the guy who made mean tweets...
As a kid always wondered why adults were always Annoyed, tired, and hungry, Now as an adult, I wonder how children always act so innocent and care free...
I was so excited when I heard that I will make ten dollars an hour at my new job, It turns out the government makes five dollars an hour, and I make five...
When will the future be here with time machines? I want to go to the past...
A panhandler was talking about how little money he had, the joke was on him, I had less...
My buddy set me up on a blind date, It turns out the Adams apple doesn't fall far from the tree either...
You have to wonder If God ever just looks at earth and says, "Why did I make them again?"....
When does the free trial for this whole adult thing begin?
I got cussed at work today after a gentleman told me, he needed a gallon of blinker fluid, To which I responded that it didn't exist, he insisted that it did...
At some point you have to realize there are two species of "Intelligent" life humans and stupid people...
I was filling my gas tank today and I thought to myself, I'm so glad we got rid of the guy who made mean tweets...
As a kid always wondered why adults were always Annoyed, tired, and hungry, Now as an adult, I wonder how children always act so innocent and care free...
I was so excited when I heard that I will make ten dollars an hour at my new job, It turns out the government makes five dollars an hour, and I make five...
When will the future be here with time machines? I want to go to the past...
A panhandler was talking about how little money he had, the joke was on him, I had less...
My buddy set me up on a blind date, It turns out the Adams apple doesn't fall far from the tree either...
You have to wonder If God ever just looks at earth and says, "Why did I make them again?"....
When does the free trial for this whole adult thing begin?
Aug 20, 2021 23:46:52 #
Aug 21, 2021 14:29:33 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
You've heard of those guys who break into cars and... (show quote)
The robber was scared enough to ask to be dropped off is a good one.
The God wondering is good too. If its all true God must really wonder why humans have treated it as we have. Its something my best buddy always says when someone mentions god.
Aug 21, 2021 14:42:04 #
Jeremy wrote:
The robber was scared enough to ask to be dropped off is a good one.
The God wondering is good too. If its all true God must really wonder why humans have treated it as we have. Its something my best buddy always says when someone mentions god.
The God wondering is good too. If its all true God must really wonder why humans have treated it as we have. Its something my best buddy always says when someone mentions god.
Yeah, It wasn't my best work, I just got off of a late shift when I made this topic, so I wasn't really all There... lol
Aug 21, 2021 16:30:32 #
Get some rest. Body heals while asleep. The only reason people are intentionally put into coma for many things.
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