Amos and Johnny go Snook fishing
Aug 20, 2021 05:31:04 #
It was an absolutely gorgeous day on the Caloosahatchee River. The sun was glistening off the water. The snook were hitting at least every other cast.
As the flat bottomed jon boat drifted lazily under the Midpoint Bridge, Amos noticed a funeral procession passing by overhead. So he quickly reeled in his line, stood up, removed his hat and respectfully placed it over his heart. Johnny was struck by this and said, “I’ve never seen you like this. I’m impressed.” To which Amos responded, “It was the least I could do. We were married for thirty years.”
As the flat bottomed jon boat drifted lazily under the Midpoint Bridge, Amos noticed a funeral procession passing by overhead. So he quickly reeled in his line, stood up, removed his hat and respectfully placed it over his heart. Johnny was struck by this and said, “I’ve never seen you like this. I’m impressed.” To which Amos responded, “It was the least I could do. We were married for thirty years.”
Aug 20, 2021 07:31:51 #
Jer
Loc: N. Illinois 🇺🇸
Mdz55 wrote:
It was an absolutely gorgeous day on the Caloosaha... (show quote)
Excellent. That was funny.
Aug 20, 2021 08:05:51 #
Aug 20, 2021 08:11:04 #
Best fishing ever
Loc: So California
Mdz55 wrote:
It was an absolutely gorgeous day on the Caloosaha... (show quote)
As I was reading this I was thinking it might be a patriot guard procession. Very funny twist😂
Aug 20, 2021 08:43:17 #
Aug 20, 2021 08:47:53 #
Best fishing ever wrote:
As I was reading this I was thinking it might be a patriot guard procession. Very funny twist😂
I really enjoy (most of) the humor on this forum. It’s the first place I go to for a good laugh. Just am happy to be able to add to it.
Aug 20, 2021 08:57:29 #
Best fishing ever
Loc: So California
Mdz55 wrote:
I really enjoy (most of) the humor on this forum. It’s the first place I go to for a good laugh. Just am happy to be able to add to it.
Yes I agree 100%.
Aug 20, 2021 11:38:47 #
Good Jokes have to blindside you. Laughter is good for the body, Lowers Blood Pressure and kills Stress. A lot like fishing.
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