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Golden Frog, Rabbit and Bear
Aug 19, 2021 22:54:58   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much, but they were walking through the forest together one day.

They came upon a Golden Rabbit who promised them 3 wishes each.

The bear asked for his first wish was that all the bears in these woods were female.

* Frog said "Granted"

The frog asked the rabbit what he wanted for his first wish.

* The rabbit said he wanted a motorcycle helmet.
Poof! He now had a helmet.

The bear a little bewildered by this went on for his second wish.

** I want all the bears in the woods next to mine be female.

Poof! Those bears are now female.

The rabbit asked for his second wish he could have a motorcycle.

Poof! The rabbit now had a brand new motorcycle.

For the third and final wish, the bear asked that all the bears in the world, would be female.

Poof! All of the bears in the world are now female and he is the only male.

Happy and smug, the bear asked the rabbit what he wanted for his last wish.

The rabbit put on the helmet, got on the motorcycle and started it up. He started to rev up engine and put it in gear.

The rabbit told the frog for his last wish he wanted..

This bear now be gay!

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Aug 19, 2021 23:13:15   #
Ponchobuck Loc: South Central Pa
 
Nice.

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Aug 19, 2021 23:17:35   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
One smart Rabbit

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Aug 20, 2021 00:02:28   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
Well that bear THAT SUCK 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Aug 20, 2021 07:34:54   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much, but they were walking through the forest together one day.

They came upon a Golden Rabbit who promised them 3 wishes each.

The bear asked for his first wish was that all the bears in these woods were female.

* Frog said "Granted"

The frog asked the rabbit what he wanted for his first wish.

* The rabbit said he wanted a motorcycle helmet.
Poof! He now had a helmet.

The bear a little bewildered by this went on for his second wish.

** I want all the bears in the woods next to mine be female.

Poof! Those bears are now female.

The rabbit asked for his second wish he could have a motorcycle.

Poof! The rabbit now had a brand new motorcycle.

For the third and final wish, the bear asked that all the bears in the world, would be female.

Poof! All of the bears in the world are now female and he is the only male.

Happy and smug, the bear asked the rabbit what he wanted for his last wish.

The rabbit put on the helmet, got on the motorcycle and started it up. He started to rev up engine and put it in gear.

The rabbit told the frog for his last wish he wanted..

This bear now be gay!
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much... (show quote)


And the rabbit bearly made an escape alive.

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Aug 20, 2021 12:35:38   #
DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.
 
I heard one time that rabbits πŸ‡ were created so that bears 🐻 had something to wipe their a$$es withβ€¦πŸ˜œπŸŸon

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Aug 20, 2021 16:04:55   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much, but they were walking through the forest together one day.

They came upon a Golden Rabbit who promised them 3 wishes each.

The bear asked for his first wish was that all the bears in these woods were female.

* Frog said "Granted"

The frog asked the rabbit what he wanted for his first wish.

* The rabbit said he wanted a motorcycle helmet.
Poof! He now had a helmet.

The bear a little bewildered by this went on for his second wish.

** I want all the bears in the woods next to mine be female.

Poof! Those bears are now female.

The rabbit asked for his second wish he could have a motorcycle.

Poof! The rabbit now had a brand new motorcycle.

For the third and final wish, the bear asked that all the bears in the world, would be female.

Poof! All of the bears in the world are now female and he is the only male.

Happy and smug, the bear asked the rabbit what he wanted for his last wish.

The rabbit put on the helmet, got on the motorcycle and started it up. He started to rev up engine and put it in gear.

The rabbit told the frog for his last wish he wanted..

This bear now be gay!
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much... (show quote)


Where did the frog come from I thought they came appon a golden rabbit I'm confused

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Aug 20, 2021 16:05:40   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
I heard something like that DD.
Except is was about what female elephants and that time of the month, they used sheep. πŸ€ͺ

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Aug 20, 2021 16:09:28   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much, but they were walking through the forest together one day.

They came upon a Golden Rabbit who promised them 3 wishes each.

The bear asked for his first wish was that all the bears in these woods were female.

* Frog said "Granted"

The frog asked the rabbit what he wanted for his first wish.

* The rabbit said he wanted a motorcycle helmet.
Poof! He now had a helmet.

The bear a little bewildered by this went on for his second wish.

** I want all the bears in the woods next to mine be female.

Poof! Those bears are now female.

The rabbit asked for his second wish he could have a motorcycle.

Poof! The rabbit now had a brand new motorcycle.

For the third and final wish, the bear asked that all the bears in the world, would be female.

Poof! All of the bears in the world are now female and he is the only male.

Happy and smug, the bear asked the rabbit what he wanted for his last wish.

The rabbit put on the helmet, got on the motorcycle and started it up. He started to rev up engine and put it in gear.

The rabbit told the frog for his last wish he wanted..

This bear now be gay!
A bear and rabbit didn't like each other very much... (show quote)


Were did the frog come from. I thought they came upon a golden rabbit who granted the wishes I'm confused

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Aug 20, 2021 16:11:18   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
DozerDave wrote:
I heard one time that rabbits πŸ‡ were created so that bears 🐻 had something to wipe their a$$es withβ€¦πŸ˜œπŸŸon


ya because the crap don't stick to there fur

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