badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Four old-timers were at their usual fishin hole when one one of them(badbobby) commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed - and without an argument, go directly to the lake to meet his buddies for a few hours fishin. All three of his friends unanimously agree, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!"
A few weeks later it's Christmas morning - and the're all are standing next to each other on the boat ramp. One friend (Fourchon) exclaims "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she can't even take her eyes off it." Another friend(plumbob) says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." The third friend(Jarheadfishinfool) replies "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car... reading the manual." Silence from bb...

Four,plum and Jarhead look puzzled, while bb is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such and expense for
a lil fishin trip.
I just woke up, slapped her on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! Fishin or sex, what's it gonna be?"
and she said "Take a rainsuit"




ain't it nice to be the driver instead a the victim Jar???
be sure to stay in the same tracks now

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

It’s true. With age comes wisdom. Being they’re proportional, you have a s&@$ load.

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

I Guess??😁

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

"proportional"
you still hobnobbin with BF
Isee
just be aware Four
his particular malady is transmittable

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Keep looking over that shoulder.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Ready to go again bb, the cruise the juice planned was for 1 and one way. See you soon.

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

I’m retiring.
Got room for one more?? 🎅🏻

Hohoho

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

wimmins is cruel grasshopper

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

always Randy
hop aboard

Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Oh Man, You Dudes Crack me up!

Just to get the record set straight.......

22yrs of marriage, 2 wives.

Just in case you need a fifth next year.


BD

PS. The Black Dog is Boat Trained.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Got it from my mentor bb, that is my story and i am sticking to it.

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Hadn't quite heard that one before.
Snicker snicker

But I do recognize a truism.

Is there more room?

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

the more the merrier Pix
come aboard

Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland

Weheee...

Wheels on the bus goes round and round 🎵🎵

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

hurry grasshopper
boats gettin loaded