badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

The President and his wife are at the Red Sox Yankees game They are sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to the Prez. At first, the Prez stares at the guy, looks at his wife, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

the Prez hesitates ... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

the Prez shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere baby..." With that, the Prez gets up, grabs his wife by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "------l, you "!^$#SOB&!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.the Prez is bowing, smiling, and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that. I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that."

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale in the face, the Prez asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch ."

Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas

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Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

So the lady from Slovenia yells why,why my huzzband!!!

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

How about Chicago or New Jersey?

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Yes them too!! But she would probably be thrown under the bus ,moreso than others! Its all good ,no ill intentions meant,,,

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

None taken. There’s too many. You need a bigger bus. Maybe the one below.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Hillary was heard say turn on the attic light, bb is headed there.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Sounds like Joe but he's too feeble

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I'm immediately sendin out a "GO FUND ME"
I want that bus
luv them Tires
makeum bigum treads

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I din't name no names grasshopper

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

You mentioned 1 of the ( P ) words and i mentioned Hillary. That is okay you can have the bottom bunk.

Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Oh no, it had to be Obama.....

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

One - BB knows his way to the Attic, 'he don't need no stinking light' !

Two - SHE wouldn't be allowed in
the Attic, nor would that 'feeble fumbler' !

Three - I'm ready for my next stay
in there (again) !

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Big A, i am pulling down the steps as i type. Maybe " SHE " will fall up the steps.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Don't bet on it; if she ever made it
to the top step, her visit would be VERY brief; she would get a quick 'assist' back down in a hurry !