Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX

Sex And Good Grammar

On his birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a
nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure
for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old Indian handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder,
warned, “This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want.”

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked,
"How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join
him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, my friends, is why we should never end
our sentences with a preposition , because we
could end up with a dangling participle .


BD

Justoldjim Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.

good one

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Funny stuff. Nothing worse than a dangling participle and nowhere to go with it.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

That’s hilarious BD. Gotta show this one to my wife. I’m lucky she can’t count.😉
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plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

There is always fishing until that full moon comes back, now that is a good substitute.

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

Darn it ,,,,foiled again!!

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

That's a winner!!

BongsonBob Loc: East Bay

I could see that happening in real time-Good one

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

Nice one. LOL

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks BB. When were you in BongSon?
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thank you ma’am.👍
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

And that why I go fishing all the time 😜😜😜🙏🙏🙏🎣🎣🎣🐟🐟🐠🐠🐋🐋🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Can you say Fore!😋
Hack🇺🇸🍺🍺

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Yep but that all 🏌️‍♂️⛳️

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Hey Kandy, don't you mean " That's a wiener."