you wonder why I diss the dastardly BadFisherman?
Aug 19, 2021 15:06:23 #
this is one of his posts on OPP
A thirsty BadBobby runs from his fishing boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of Jack Daniels...quickly ”
The bartender pours out the shots and BB drinks them one after another, as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”
To which The Ol' Feller replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”
The bartender says, “Oh my God, buddy What is it that you have”
“Fifty cents” replied The Ancient Mariner.
GRRR!
A thirsty BadBobby runs from his fishing boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of Jack Daniels...quickly ”
The bartender pours out the shots and BB drinks them one after another, as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”
To which The Ol' Feller replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”
The bartender says, “Oh my God, buddy What is it that you have”
“Fifty cents” replied The Ancient Mariner.
GRRR!
Aug 19, 2021 15:25:51 #
badbobby wrote:
this is one of his posts on OPP br br A thirsty B... (show quote)
Well bb at least he didn't refer to your age by saying " 4 Bits "
Now there is one many of us have never heard.
Aug 19, 2021 16:04:47 #
Aug 19, 2021 16:32:05 #
badbobby wrote:
this is one of his posts on OPP br br A thirsty B... (show quote)
Don't worry Sir ,I carry many Sand Dollars on the bus,,,,
Aug 19, 2021 16:43:34 #
plumbob wrote:
Well bb at least he didn't refer to your age by saying " 4 Bits "
Now there is one many of us have never heard.
Now there is one many of us have never heard.
2bits is a quarter
4bits is a half dollar
you din't think I'd remember that
didja???
Aug 19, 2021 16:46:10 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Don't worry Sir ,I carry many Sand Dollars on the bus,,,,
when we get BF under the bus agin Jar
just go back and forth til you run low on gas
wouldn't wanna run plumb outta gas
and be stuck on his neck
or mayhaps we would?
Aug 19, 2021 17:08:55 #
badbobby wrote:
2bits is a quarter
4bits is a half dollar
you din't think I'd remember that
didja???
4bits is a half dollar
you din't think I'd remember that
didja???
You are probably the only one that knew that.
Aug 19, 2021 18:46:53 #
plumbob wrote:
You are probably the only one that knew that.
well
I been here a while
Aug 19, 2021 18:54:55 #
badbobby wrote:
well
I been here a while
I been here a while
That you have according to the user list ever since 1919.
badbobby (all from/all to)
Registration: Aug 19, 19
Location: Humble Texas
Posts: 7858
Aug 19, 2021 19:11:32 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
this is one of his posts on OPP br br A thirsty B... (show quote)
After your stealing yet another of my jokes from the past, it's very hard to understand why you diss me.
I guess overwhelming envy and jealousy draw it out of ya'
Aug 19, 2021 19:13:32 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
That you have according to the user list ever sinc... (show quote)
Sadly, Plumbarb, that second '19' on BB's user list does not represent 1919...but, rather, 1819.
Aug 19, 2021 19:16:07 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Sadly, Plumbarb, that second '19' on BB's user list does not represent 1919...but, rather, 1819.
I was assuming that but didn't want to hurt the old guys feelings. He is of the sensitive type i've heard.
Aug 19, 2021 19:16:17 #
plumbob wrote:
That you have according to the user list ever sinc... (show quote)
He's been here a LOT longer than
that ! He was a Squid in WWII, and
long before that ! He mentored
Noah and Methuselah, was best friends with Alley Oop and his pet
dino, 'Dinny', and before THAT,
when the Lord said - "Let there
be Light !', - BB was the duty electrician who turned them on !
So you see - our boy has
been around awhile !
Aug 19, 2021 19:18:34 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big A wrote:
He's been here a LOT longer than
that ! He was a Squid in WWII, and
long before that ! He mentored
Noah and Methuselah, was best friends with Alley Oop and his pet
dino, 'Dinny', and before THAT,
when the Lord said - "Let there
be Light !', - BB was the duty electrician who turned them on !
So you see - our boy has
been around awhile !
that ! He was a Squid in WWII, and
long before that ! He mentored
Noah and Methuselah, was best friends with Alley Oop and his pet
dino, 'Dinny', and before THAT,
when the Lord said - "Let there
be Light !', - BB was the duty electrician who turned them on !
So you see - our boy has
been around awhile !
BB's birth certificate was chiseled in stone.
Aug 19, 2021 19:19:54 #
Big A wrote:
He's been here a LOT longer than
that ! He was a Squid in WWII, and
long before that ! He mentored
Noah and Methuselah, was best friends with Alley Oop and his pet
dino, 'Dinny', and before THAT,
when the Lord said - "Let there
be Light !', - BB was the duty electrician who turned them on !
So you see - our boy has
been around awhile !
that ! He was a Squid in WWII, and
long before that ! He mentored
Noah and Methuselah, was best friends with Alley Oop and his pet
dino, 'Dinny', and before THAT,
when the Lord said - "Let there
be Light !', - BB was the duty electrician who turned them on !
So you see - our boy has
been around awhile !
So he is the one that sits at the left hand of God. Better keep on his good side.
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