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Aug 18, 2021 22:21:56   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!

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Aug 18, 2021 22:26:39   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Got me laughin with that one. Thanks dog.

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Aug 18, 2021 22:27:24   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 18, 2021 22:30:01   #
Ponchobuck Loc: South Central Pa
 
That is a good one.

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Aug 18, 2021 22:42:35   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


Good one PD.

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Aug 19, 2021 00:58:39   #
FinFisherman Loc: Born in Ohio - 40 yrs Florida- Clearwater,Fl
 
Good one. Got a chuckle out of me as well😊😂

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Aug 19, 2021 03:26:23   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


You are on a roll Pix

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Aug 19, 2021 06:47:22   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


One of yours, Pixiedog?

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Aug 19, 2021 07:04:51   #
Gunnerj Loc: Pa
 
Wife looked at me like I was crazy. Laugh out loud 🤣🤣

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Aug 19, 2021 07:11:42   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


Excellent

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Aug 19, 2021 09:33:30   #
bpicinc Loc: Zwolle, LA. Toledo Bend
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


Good one!!!

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Aug 19, 2021 14:22:39   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


Ya dirty ol dog👍😂

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Aug 19, 2021 15:57:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarten class brought the teacher a gift for her birthday.

Little Sally's parents owned a flower shop so when the teacher shook the box, she guessed..
* Is it flowers?
** Yes! Little Sally exclaimed.

Tommy's parents owned a candy store. The teacher shook his box and guessed..
* Is it candy?
** Yea!

Little Johnny's parents owned a liquor store so when she shook the box, a little liquid started seeping out. She tasted it and asked...
* Is it champagne?
** No it's not.

She tasted a little bit more.
* Hmmm... Is it wine?
** No it's not!

*Well, what is it?
** It's a puppy!!
All of the children in Little Johnny's kindergarte... (show quote)


good joke Pix
and you let Barbie rest a lil

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Aug 19, 2021 15:59:18   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Fly,
You got me with that one. Lol
I had to think about it 2x before it landed.

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Aug 20, 2021 09:07:24   #
aha Toro
 
👍 Just peed my pants!

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