Mother Superior gave Father Superior a list of supplies needed for the convent.
He went into town and started at the food store for flour, yeast, spices and so on.
He came out of the store and a "lady" came up to him and said,
* Father, quicky for $25
Not knowing what she meant, he responded,
** Bless you my child, but I must be on my way.
He went to the dry goods store to buy some fabrics of black and white bolts.
He came out and was walking down the street when a "lady" passed him by saying,
* Father, quicky for $25
Still not knowing what a "quicky" was, he blessed her and kept walking.
He finished shopping and returned to the convent summoning for Mother Superior to come pick up her supplies.
She came and gathered up all of the goods and started to leave..
Still not knowing, Father Superior asked her,
* Mother Superior, what is a quicky?
She said,
* $25... The same as on the street.
You know where you're going for that joke Pixie? Yep. That's right.
"The devil made me do it."
Just very generic.
Heaven has high walls and is very strict rules regarding who they let in.
Hell will let anybody in!
I would be careful if i were you Pix. Lightning storm on the horizon.
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