just sayin
Aug 18, 2021 15:42:53 #
birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs'...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs'...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Aug 18, 2021 15:54:03 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
badbobby wrote:
birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (show quote)
The sole purpose of a middle name so a child knows he's in trouble. Works for husbands, also
Aug 18, 2021 16:40:59 #
Grew up in a bi-lingual household -
my maternal grand-mother was
born French-Canadian and only spoke/understood a little English,
so we spoke predominantly French
at home !
As most kids knew, when your
parents called you and used your
full name, you were in trouble ! In
our house it was the same, but
with a catch - if they called your full name in French, then you knew you were really up to your eyeballs in quicksand, with little to no chance
of reprieve !
my maternal grand-mother was
born French-Canadian and only spoke/understood a little English,
so we spoke predominantly French
at home !
As most kids knew, when your
parents called you and used your
full name, you were in trouble ! In
our house it was the same, but
with a catch - if they called your full name in French, then you knew you were really up to your eyeballs in quicksand, with little to no chance
of reprieve !
Aug 18, 2021 18:30:49 #
Graveytrain50
Loc: DFW Area Texas
dbed wrote:
The sole purpose of a middle name so a child knows he's in trouble. Works for husbands, also
I try real hard to follow the art of conversation rules but do not always succeed and that is why Maria puts her arm around my shoulder and is ready to cover my mouth.. the quotes about age is great and this is so true for the grandkids about there middle name.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Aug 19, 2021 08:39:13 #
badbobby wrote:
birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (show quote)
"Roman numeral for 40=XL" hey young man, I'm a 3XL does that make me 120 yrs old? If so , d@mn I look Great !!!!😁😁
Aug 19, 2021 09:49:46 #
Aug 19, 2021 13:43:10 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
"Roman numeral for 40=XL" hey young man, I'm a 3XL does that make me 120 yrs old? If so , d@mn I look Great !!!!😁😁
if you are 120 Jarhead---
I just wanna get to a hunnert
so I would doff my hat to you
Aug 19, 2021 15:09:02 #
Justoldjim
Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
badbobby wrote:
if you are 120 Jarhead---
I just wanna get to a hunnert
so I would doff my hat to you
I just wanna get to a hunnert
so I would doff my hat to you
My big wish is to die at 100 years old being shot by a jealous husband
Aug 19, 2021 16:23:50 #
Ugly fish
Loc: W Penn
Justoldjim wrote:
My big wish is to die at 100 years old being shot by a jealous husband
I had a friend Juan who dedicated all his spare time to jumping the bones of any married woman he could manage. Then one Saturday afternoon her husband surprised them and shot them both with his golf gun!
You say you have never heard of a golf gun, until then neither had Juan, but it did make a hole in Juan! 😆
Aug 19, 2021 16:36:41 #
Ugly fish wrote:
I had a friend Juan who dedicated all his spare time to jumping the bones of any married woman he could manage. Then one Saturday afternoon her husband surprised them and shot them both with his golf gun!
You say you have never heard of a golf gun, until then neither had Juan, but it did make a hole in Juan! 😆
You say you have never heard of a golf gun, until then neither had Juan, but it did make a hole in Juan! 😆
great Uf
I'll hold on to thatun
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