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Aug 17, 2021 12:26:13   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Float Alone

Dtong and mistred , are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.

Dong--er ah Tong says to mistred, "So listen, ed, you know I don't swim so well." ed remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So ed begins tugging Dong-er Tong toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.

Finally about 50 feet from shore, mistred asks Tong, "So Dong--er- Tong, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Tong replies, "ed, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"


remember now Jarhead only once over these guys
they are new to bein under the bus

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Aug 17, 2021 12:44:38   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Float Alone

Dtong and mistred , are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.

Dong--er ah Tong says to mistred, "So listen, ed, you know I don't swim so well." ed remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So ed begins tugging Dong-er Tong toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.

Finally about 50 feet from shore, mistred asks Tong, "So Dong--er- Tong, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Tong replies, "ed, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"


remember now Jarhead only once over these guys
they are new to bein under the bus
Float Alone br br Dtong and mistred , are out on... (show quote)


Only once? Piece of cake.

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Aug 17, 2021 15:14:52   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
badbobby wrote:
Float Alone

Dtong and mistred , are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.

Dong--er ah Tong says to mistred, "So listen, ed, you know I don't swim so well." ed remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So ed begins tugging Dong-er Tong toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.

Finally about 50 feet from shore, mistred asks Tong, "So Dong--er- Tong, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Tong replies, "ed, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"


remember now Jarhead only once over these guys
they are new to bein under the bus
Float Alone br br Dtong and mistred , are out on... (show quote)


Seems to me like that's the perfect time to be asking for money πŸ˜πŸ‘

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Aug 17, 2021 15:15:53   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
The bus cometh

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Aug 17, 2021 19:37:11   #
Pixiedog456005 Loc: Maryland
 
Thump! thump!
There it is.

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Aug 17, 2021 20:57:10   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
Float Alone

Dtong and mistred , are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.

Dong--er ah Tong says to mistred, "So listen, ed, you know I don't swim so well." ed remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So ed begins tugging Dong-er Tong toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.

Finally about 50 feet from shore, mistred asks Tong, "So Dong--er- Tong, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Tong replies, "ed, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"


remember now Jarhead only once over these guys
they are new to bein under the bus
Float Alone br br Dtong and mistred , are out on... (show quote)


Got it Boss,

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Aug 19, 2021 00:28:24   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…
 
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