Johnny's Horse Race
Aug 13, 2021 23:25:24 #
Johnny was sitting at the breakfast table reading the newspaper, when his wife Barbie smacked him over the head with a frying pan.
POW!!
* WHAT was that for?
** I was doing laundry and found this piece of with the name of
Mary Lou scribbled on it.
Who the hell is Mary Lou??
* Don't worry Buttercup.
Do you remember when I went to the horse race track with my cruddy buddies 3 weeks ago?
Well.. that was the name of the horse I bet on. Ok?
* I... Guess...
Later that evening Johnny & Barbie were having supper and the telephone rang. Barbie got up, left the table and went and answered.
She came back to the table.
POW!!
** What was that for??
* Your horse just called!!
POW!!
* WHAT was that for?
** I was doing laundry and found this piece of with the name of
Mary Lou scribbled on it.
Who the hell is Mary Lou??
* Don't worry Buttercup.
Do you remember when I went to the horse race track with my cruddy buddies 3 weeks ago?
Well.. that was the name of the horse I bet on. Ok?
* I... Guess...
Later that evening Johnny & Barbie were having supper and the telephone rang. Barbie got up, left the table and went and answered.
She came back to the table.
POW!!
** What was that for??
* Your horse just called!!
Aug 14, 2021 07:07:16 #
Aug 14, 2021 07:40:18 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Mistake 1 used real name
Mistake 2 gave her phone number
Got what he deserved
Mistake 2 gave her phone number
Got what he deserved
Aug 14, 2021 08:28:33 #
Aug 14, 2021 14:08:14 #
dbed wrote:
Mistake 1 used real name
Mistake 2 gave her phone number
Got what he deserved
Mistake 2 gave her phone number
Got what he deserved
sound like you know all the tricks dbed
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