Barbie was tired of all the stupid blonde jokes so she set out to prove them wrong.
She decided to paint the inside of their house. That will show Johnny.
Johnny arrives home and finds tarps, paint buckets everywhere.
There stands Barbie with a paint roller in hand just really going to town painting. She was wearing a fur coat under a goose down ski coat, sweating profusely.
* Why are you wearing a fur coat and a ski coat?
Proudly she answered.
** It looks good huh?
I just followed the instructions on the can and it said,
"For best results, put on two coats"
Used to have a sign on my desk said "Godammit, you did exactly what I told you to do."
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Barbie was tired of all the stupid blonde jokes so she set out to prove them wrong.
She decided to paint the inside of their house. That will show Johnny.
Johnny arrives home and finds tarps, paint buckets everywhere.
There stands Barbie with a paint roller in hand just really going to town painting. She was wearing a fur coat under a goose down ski coat, sweating profusely.
* Why are you wearing a fur coat and a ski coat?
Proudly she answered.
** It looks good huh?
I just followed the instructions on the can and it said,
"For best results, put on two coats"
Barbie was tired of all the stupid blonde jokes so... (
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I think I knew Barbie😁 maybe not the Brightest but stil a lot of Fun. And She Could Paint!! 😁
Love this joke. Classic in it's genre.
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