The Carnival Magician
Aug 9, 2021 20:04:33 #
Ugly fish
Loc: W Penn
This carnival magician wasn’t drawing the crowds he did once. He needed a new gag! Soooooo….
He’s in Oklahoma and decided to use a new trick.
“I need someone from the crowd to help me!” He called out.
A big ole roughneck fresh off a oil derrick.
Handing him a sledgehammer he says “ I’m going to place my head on this block of wood, when I nod hit me right here! Pointing at his temple.
“Can you do that for me?” He asks;
The roughneck with biceps bigger than the magicians thighs replies “You sure?”
Yes sure!
The magician lays his head on the block and nods, down comes the sledgehammer.
10 years late the magician wakes out of the coma and jumps up on the bed and screams…….
Ta Dah!
He’s in Oklahoma and decided to use a new trick.
“I need someone from the crowd to help me!” He called out.
A big ole roughneck fresh off a oil derrick.
Handing him a sledgehammer he says “ I’m going to place my head on this block of wood, when I nod hit me right here! Pointing at his temple.
“Can you do that for me?” He asks;
The roughneck with biceps bigger than the magicians thighs replies “You sure?”
Yes sure!
The magician lays his head on the block and nods, down comes the sledgehammer.
10 years late the magician wakes out of the coma and jumps up on the bed and screams…….
Ta Dah!
Aug 9, 2021 20:27:46 #
Aug 9, 2021 20:28:00 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
Ugly fish wrote:
This carnival magician wasn’t drawing the crowds h... (show quote)
You know it's coming---- groan
Aug 9, 2021 20:32:43 #
Naah! His head would have been the same as a watermelon dropped from an airplane at 10,000 feet. The first five rows of he audience would have been splattered! Just Sayin...RJS
Aug 9, 2021 20:40:11 #
Aug 9, 2021 21:09:48 #
Rutinbuck
Loc: Haysville, Kansas
I wouldn’t wanted to be on the front row watching the hammers impact, you would’ve been wearing a red tie dyed set of clothes along with a matching facial!
Aug 9, 2021 21:20:42 #
Aug 10, 2021 15:19:44 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Rutinbuck wrote:
I wouldn’t wanted to be on the front row watching the hammers impact, you would’ve been wearing a red tie dyed set of clothes along with a matching facial!
Reminds me of that CARROT TOP COMEDIAN WHO USE TO SMASH SUFF AND EVERYONE IN THE FIST TEN ROWS WORE TRASH CAN LINERS
Aug 10, 2021 15:21:33 #
Ugly fish wrote:
This carnival magician wasn’t drawing the crowds h... (show quote)
just a small groan--kinda funny tho
Aug 10, 2021 17:00:08 #
Foodfisher
Loc: SO. Cal coast
HenryG wrote:
Reminds me of that CARROT TOP COMEDIAN WHO USE TO SMASH SUFF AND EVERYONE IN THE FIST TEN ROWS WORE TRASH CAN LINERS
Gallagher did watermelons
Aug 10, 2021 17:15:17 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Foodfisher wrote:
Gallagher did watermelons
Ya that's the guy I ment
Aug 10, 2021 17:16:07 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
Foodfisher wrote:
Gallagher did watermelons
Sorry the minds slipping abit
Aug 10, 2021 18:18:00 #
Gallagher smashed watermelons, but I'd rather get splattered watching this!
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57r9kc
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x57r9kc
Aug 10, 2021 19:26:20 #
HenryG wrote:
Reminds me of that CARROT TOP COMEDIAN WHO USE TO SMASH SUFF AND EVERYONE IN THE FIST TEN ROWS WORE TRASH CAN LINERS
Aug 10, 2021 19:28:01 #
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