BadBobby's Honeymoon Surprise
Aug 5, 2021 08:06:36 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Seventy-four years ago, BadBobby decided to propose to his future wife. But prior to her acceptance,
She chose to confess to him about her childhood illness.
She informed BB that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year-old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
“I too have a problem," BB said. "My penis is the same size as that of an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
The future Mrs. BB said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.”
The young couple got married and they could not wait so BB whisked his bride off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another.
As his new bride put her hands in BB’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
BB ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”
“Yes it is, BB replied: "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”
(I can't swear to its veracity, as BB told me this tale) 
She chose to confess to him about her childhood illness.
She informed BB that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year-old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
“I too have a problem," BB said. "My penis is the same size as that of an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
The future Mrs. BB said, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.”
The young couple got married and they could not wait so BB whisked his bride off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another.
As his new bride put her hands in BB’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
BB ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”
“Yes it is, BB replied: "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”
(I can't swear to its veracity, as BB told me this tale) Aug 5, 2021 09:03:40 #
Aug 5, 2021 09:21:30 #
Aug 5, 2021 09:24:29 #
PnutMan wrote:
BadBobby so full of SH!T he leaves tracks when he walks and it sloshes out of his ears!,
Really dude? 😮
Aug 5, 2021 09:51:16 #
It’s evident that it’s BB’s conjoined twin. I bet they’re identical. 😁😁😁
Aug 5, 2021 12:09:52 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
FourchonLa. wrote:
It’s evident that it’s BB’s conjoined twin. I bet they’re identical. 😁😁😁
Heaven forbid BB came as a pair. 
No wonder there's a trail of mischief behind The Ol' Feller.
Aug 6, 2021 14:28:55 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Seventy-four years ago, BadBobby decided to propos... (show quote)
TAIN"T SO
BF Cant handle the truth
was only 3 pounds 4 ounces and nine and a half
Aug 6, 2021 15:28:47 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
TAIN"T SO
BF Cant handle the truth
was only 3 pounds 4 ounces and nine and a half
BF Cant handle the truth
was only 3 pounds 4 ounces and nine and a half
Modesty becomes you, Ol' Feller.
As there's plenty of reason for doing so, try showing it more often.Aug 6, 2021 15:56:37 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Modesty becomes you, Ol' Feller. As there's plenty of reason for doing so, try showing it more often.
As there's plenty of reason for doing so, try showing it more often.a seven year old brain
admonishing me--LOL
Aug 6, 2021 15:58:17 #
PnutMan wrote:
BadBobby so full of SH!T he leaves tracks when he walks and it sloshes out of his ears!,
HMMM!
PnutMan
HMMM!
Aug 6, 2021 16:02:02 #
BadFisherman wrote: Heaven forbid BB came as a pair.
No wonder there's a trail of mischief behind The Ol' Feller.
Heaven forbid BB came as a pair. No wonder there's a trail of mischief behind The Ol' Feller.
iff'n there were two of me
the sun wouldn't rise
it would be ashamed of my brilliance
and the world would stop spinning
it would be outta kilter
Aug 6, 2021 18:34:08 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
iff'n there were two of me
the sun wouldn't rise
it would be ashamed of my brilliance
and the world would stop spinning
it would be outta kilter
the sun wouldn't rise
it would be ashamed of my brilliance
and the world would stop spinning
it would be outta kilter
Not nearly so bad as you're out'ta kilter.
Aug 6, 2021 18:41:15 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Not nearly so bad as you're out'ta kilter.
at least I'll never get the big head
when you're around
Aug 6, 2021 19:24:54 #
PnutMan wrote:
BadBobby so full of SH!T he leaves tracks when he walks and it sloshes out of his ears!,
Makes ya wonder if his eyes are brown huh?
Aug 6, 2021 19:45:05 #
Graywulff wrote:
Makes ya wonder if his eyes are brown huh?
👀💣
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