BadFisherman chats with the Devil
Jul 26, 2021 14:53:51 #
BadFisherman was sitting in his den late one night,when Satan suddenly appeared before him.
The Devil said to BF"I have a proposition for you.
You can win back that huge array of IOUs you owe badbobby.
You can excell in all poker games,(even though you nothing about even the rudiments of poker).
All your opponents will marvel at your expertise and luck
you will win embarrassing amounts of money(even from good poker players like badbobby)
You will never lose again(like you always did before)
And in exchange for this,I want your soul,your wife's soul,all your children's souls,the souls of your parents and all your grand parents,and the souls of all your friends.
Now,what do you say to my proposal?
BF thought for a minute and replied
"So,what's the catch???"
The Devil said to BF"I have a proposition for you.
You can win back that huge array of IOUs you owe badbobby.
You can excell in all poker games,(even though you nothing about even the rudiments of poker).
All your opponents will marvel at your expertise and luck
you will win embarrassing amounts of money(even from good poker players like badbobby)
You will never lose again(like you always did before)
And in exchange for this,I want your soul,your wife's soul,all your children's souls,the souls of your parents and all your grand parents,and the souls of all your friends.
Now,what do you say to my proposal?
BF thought for a minute and replied
"So,what's the catch???"
Jul 26, 2021 15:09:41 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
BadFisherman was sitting in his den late one night... (show quote)
You're on fire, aren't ya', BB...earlier, The Three Lil' Pigs, then Lil' Red Riding Hood and now this fairy tale.
Jul 26, 2021 15:12:00 #
BadFisherman wrote:
You're on fire, aren't ya', BB...earlier, The Three Lil' Pigs, then Lil' Red Riding Hood and now this fairy tale.
in your dreams BF
Jul 26, 2021 15:15:30 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
in your dreams BF
Since you're involved...it's a nightmare.
Jul 26, 2021 16:01:44 #
BadFisherman wrote:
You're on fire, aren't ya', BB...earlier, The Three Lil' Pigs, then Lil' Red Riding Hood and now this fairy tale.
On fire or drinking Fire water?
Jul 26, 2021 17:03:29 #
Jeremy wrote:
On fire or drinking Fire water?
why Jer
how could you???
you know I don't imbibe
well
maybe just a sip of Jack
now and then
Jul 26, 2021 20:20:05 #
Ne. fisherman
Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
That Old Jack, can get you in trouble! Still great tale, BB! 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Jul 26, 2021 22:21:07 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
why Jer
how could you???
you know I don't imbibe
well
maybe just a sip of Jack
now and then
how could you???
you know I don't imbibe
well
maybe just a sip of Jack
now and then
Sure you do, Ol' Feller. Don't you still order your Jack in 50 gallon drums
Jul 27, 2021 00:33:41 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Sure you do, Ol' Feller. Don't you still order your Jack in 50 gallon drums
Should we show him this?
Jul 27, 2021 04:30:02 #
Been around a few years and have been in/out of a few hospitals, but that's the first time I've seen a smile like that on anyone hooked up to
an I-V bottle !
an I-V bottle !
Jul 27, 2021 07:01:12 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big A wrote:
Been around a few years and have been in/out of a few hospitals, but that's the first time I've seen a smile like that on anyone hooked up to
an I-V bottle !
an I-V bottle !
One can easily imagine BB's giddiness and the total joy in his face if hooked up to an IV bottle of Jack.
Jul 27, 2021 08:48:32 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
Should we show him this?
Is that a pic of when BB was still a really young man? 🤗🤗😁😁
Jul 27, 2021 09:17:34 #
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Is that a pic of when BB was still a really young man? 🤗🤗😁😁
There was no such thing as photography back then. 😁😁😁
Jul 27, 2021 09:30:59 #
Jul 27, 2021 10:10:53 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
FourchonLa. wrote:
There was no such thing as photography back then. 😁😁😁
True 'nuf, but I wouldn't rule out cave drawings or hieroglyphics.
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