A clean Blonde joke
Jul 8, 2021 00:04:08 #
Stairway to Heaven
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first one.”
A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first one.”
Jul 8, 2021 07:51:09 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Stairway to Heaven br br A redhead, brunette and ... (show quote)
Silly but funny. 😂🤣
Jul 8, 2021 09:49:19 #
Jul 8, 2021 10:29:08 #
Jul 8, 2021 10:35:30 #
Jul 9, 2021 14:02:19 #
My blonde niece says "Do you know why there are so many dumb blonde jokes? Because brunettes have nothing else to do on a Saturday night!"
Jul 9, 2021 15:17:41 #
HenryG
Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
rossarneson wrote:
My blonde niece says "Do you know why there are so many dumb blonde jokes? Because brunettes have nothing else to do on a Saturday night!"
Jul 9, 2021 15:19:00 #
Jul 9, 2021 15:34:13 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
Stairway to Heaven br br A redhead, brunette and ... (show quote)
lol
luv blonde jokes
my wife hates em
she was blonde some time ago
Jul 9, 2021 16:55:10 #
Jul 9, 2021 18:58:10 #
Pixiedog456005 wrote:
What color/colors is she now????
white
but her beauty operator makes her hair a sorta strawberry blonde
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