DC Loc: Washington state

On the heals of the announcement that Nevada has crowned the first t*********r “miss America” a new 1st was announce in California. The prestigious “going to the dogs” dog show has awarded best of show award to BowWow, the first t***sspecie dog. BowWow wowed the crowd as he danced and sang “it’s a dogs Life”. BowWow who was born Ima Kook says as a child he always like playing with dogs and eating their food. BowWow said at first his parents thought this was cute and just a phase he would grow out of and were always supportive, even letting him change his name and when he got older allowed him to have several surgeries to alter his physical appearance to reflect who he really was. BowWow says not everyone was supportive and even refused accept that he was really a dog that just happened to be born with a human body. He was denied the right to relieve himself on trees and fire hydrants and many vets would not treat him when he needed medical treatment. BowWow said his life took a turn for the better when he was accepted into a canine training facility, where he excelled in obedience training and show training. BowWow said the other dogs quickly accepted him into their pack and soon he began going to and winning awards at dog shows. While some have complained he has an unfair advantage since he was born human, BowWow says their complaints are just sour grapes by being beat by a t***sspecie and he will continue to compete and hopes one day to be crowed best of show at the Westminster Dog show, and to inspire young people that they can be who and what they want to be.

Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast

Todays satire - tomorrows news cycle

DC Loc: Washington state

sad but true

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Well, Mr. T***species, can you lick your butt? That's a true sign that you have arrived in dogdum. You won't be accepted at Westminister until you can accomplish that little trick! Just Sayin....RJS

Jeremy Loc: America

RJS... you forgot the B on the end of Dogdum.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Be all that you can be Dogface. Go Army.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

there's some out there that think you can get milk from a bull

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Coming Someday Soon…😜🐟on

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Mauwehu Loc: Norwalk Ct

Best line of meet the parents!!…..I mean if you can milk an almond I guess you can milk anything

Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Woodlake/Tulare ,Ca.

So True,,,😁🤣😂

Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅

Yep I think there endings up a dry creek without a paddy’s,🤣🤣🤣🤣

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Well, it IS 'milky', but I sure
won't be drinking any !

Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)

They’re teaching kids, in school, now they can identify as any g****r they want and nobody is supposed to tell the parents. “What happens in school stays in school” BS!!! They’re saying a girl should be able to change her name to a boy’s name at school and the teachers are supposed to address them by the name they chose. Same for the boys. It’s a new form of fair rights for kids. They’re teaching them it’s not right for their parents to make decisions for them and they need to use their own ideas. These are grammar school kids. Pre-6th grade.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Hogwash ! Round up those ultra-
liberal A-holes trying to teach kids
that garbage (and that it's
RIGHT ?), revoke their citizenship,
tar-and-feather them, and run them out of the country ! What a humongous, gigantic, colossal
load of manure ! And they expect parents to go along with or knuckle under this crap ? It is all so wrong
on so many levels !