5 am EST knuckleheads. Get up. Off to work soon. 90 with scattered T-storms. The last week of work then heading to WI for a week on the 4th to see family and friends. May wet a line tomorrow a.m.
BB and BF were out at their favorite watering hole partaking in too much JD. BB was driving them home when a local authority pulled him over. "I need you to blow in this breathalyzer, the officer told BB. BF spoke up, he can't do that, he's got asthma." "Okay, the officer said, then you can come to the station for a blood test. Again, BF spoke up, he can't, he's a hemopheliac. Finally, the officer frustrated said, I need you to get out of the car and walk this line."
BB said to BF, "don't worry, I got this one. I can't, he said to the officer. Why, this time?" the cop said. I'm drunk," BB said.
Have a good one clones.
Mornin Greg and all to follow, 75 now and holding. They took the rain out of today’s forecast so will have to see what Mama wants to do. Have a great day all!
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
ghaynes1 wrote:
5 am EST knuckleheads. Get up. Off to work soon. 90 with scattered T-storms. The last week of work then heading to WI for a week on the 4th to see family and friends. May wet a line tomorrow a.m.
BB and BF were out at their favorite watering hole partaking in too much JD. BB was driving them home when a local authority pulled him over. "I need you to blow in this breathalyzer, the officer told BB. BF spoke up, he can't do that, he's got asthma." "Okay, the officer said, then you can come to the station for a blood test. Again, BF spoke up, he can't, he's a hemopheliac. Finally, the officer frustrated said, I need you to get out of the car and walk this line."
BB said to BF, "don't worry, I got this one. I can't, he said to the officer. Why, this time?" the cop said. I'm drunk," BB said.
Have a good one clones.
5 am EST knuckleheads. Get up. Off to work soon. 9... (
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Good Mornin' G Man, Back in the saddle again I see. That is a good thing. A good mornin' to all of those who follow.
64* now, 77* later. Only a 20% chance of rain today, we got about 2 1/2 " yesterday, that's enough for a few days.
Thanks for the joke, G Man.
Have a good one boys and girls.
Mornin all. Another warm one today!!
Morning everyone, gotta get going to scrub the minnow tanks. All have a great day!
Lee626
Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]
Good morning all, 75 now will reach the large 80s later but cloudy and quite humid, nice joke G it's good to laugh in the morning, everyone have a great day and remember, life isn't all fishing,, but it should be
Morning all. 75* and cloudy/ muggy. No rain in the forecast but I wouldn't bet against it. Got a couple inches in 30 minutes yesterday. Sure wish some of this would land where they need it badly. But then the lightning would probably start a dozen fire's. Sitting here enjoying a mushroom omelet with home made sage sausage. Great way to start a Sunday.😀😀
ghaynes1 wrote:
5 am EST knuckleheads. Get up. Off to work soon. 90 with scattered T-storms. The last week of work then heading to WI for a week on the 4th to see family and friends. May wet a line tomorrow a.m.
BB and BF were out at their favorite watering hole partaking in too much JD. BB was driving them home when a local authority pulled him over. "I need you to blow in this breathalyzer, the officer told BB. BF spoke up, he can't do that, he's got asthma." "Okay, the officer said, then you can come to the station for a blood test. Again, BF spoke up, he can't, he's a hemopheliac. Finally, the officer frustrated said, I need you to get out of the car and walk this line."
BB said to BF, "don't worry, I got this one. I can't, he said to the officer. Why, this time?" the cop said. I'm drunk," BB said.
Have a good one clones.
5 am EST knuckleheads. Get up. Off to work soon. 9... (
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Morning Greg and y’all.
75 heading to 84 and partly cloudy 🌤
Good joke. 😂😂 poor BB can’t help but being honest. 🤣🤣
Stay safe y’all and tight lines
OJdidit wrote:
Mornin Greg and all to follow, 75 now and holding. They took the rain out of today’s forecast so will have to see what Mama wants to do. Have a great day all!
So what were your plans if it did rain?
Fish Dancer wrote:
Morning Greg and y’all.
75 heading to 84 and partly cloudy 🌤
Good joke. 😂😂 poor BB can’t help but being honest. 🤣🤣
Stay safe y’all and tight lines
FD - Have you had that new boat on the water yet? We need an update on the fishing there before I drive down to visit y'all.
Flytier wrote:
Morning all. 75* and cloudy/ muggy. No rain in the forecast but I wouldn't bet against it. Got a couple inches in 30 minutes yesterday. Sure wish some of this would land where they need it badly. But then the lightning would probably start a dozen fire's. Sitting here enjoying a mushroom omelet with home made sage sausage. Great way to start a Sunday.😀😀
Morning Flytier. I’m sure Wulffy would agree with you.
Breakfast sounds yummy. Is there cheese in your omelette?
ghaynes1 wrote:
FD - Have you had that new boat on the water yet? We need an update on the fishing there before I drive down to visit y'all.
Not yet. I just finished studying the boater safety course and now I have to take the exam and I’ll be good to go. Fishing update will follow shortly thereafter. I did a 60 question practice exam last night and only missed one question. Lynny keeps asking me, when are we going boating? She’s afraid it’s just going to become yard art. Lol.
Mornin all,hot & humid here. Supposed to hit low 90's next few days
Wife & I got a tee time later so no fishing today
Have a great day everyone!!
Good morning G, and everybody. 72°and cloudy here,supposedly no rain here, getting up near 90° later. Gonna take a bike ride down in the Valley, to the Dew Drop Inn for lunch. Have a great Sunday everyone, good luck to all who are fishing.
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