and that's when the fight started
Jun 18, 2021 11:11:53 #
one year ojdidit payed for his mother-in-laws burial policy as a Christmas present.The next Christmas he gave her nothing.When his wife asked him why he replied"Because she has never used her last Christmas present"---And that's whenthe fight started
My wife(Betty) walked into the den and asked"Whats on TV"?
I replied "dust"!--and the fight started
The Sgt Major stood nude in front of the mirror.She was not happy with what she saw.She said to BadFisherman"I feel horrible,Ilook old and fat and ugly.I really could use a compliment from you."BF replied "you have perfect eyesight dear"--and the fight started
Fours wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds.He bought her scales--and that's when the fight started
Oz asked his wife"Where do you want to go for our Anniversary"?It warmed his heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation.She said"oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time".So Oz suggested"how about the kitchen?--and that's when--
Jeremy and his wife were watching "who wants to be a millionaire"while they were in bed.
Jer turned to her and asked"Want to have sex:?
she answered NO!
So Jer asked her,"is that your final answer"?
To which she replied"YES"
"Then I'd like to phone a friend "he said--and that's when the fight started
these answers are not recommended for the faint of heart
they can cause serious injury,hospital stays and even death
Jer should be released from the hosp in about a week
My wife(Betty) walked into the den and asked"Whats on TV"?
I replied "dust"!--and the fight started
The Sgt Major stood nude in front of the mirror.She was not happy with what she saw.She said to BadFisherman"I feel horrible,Ilook old and fat and ugly.I really could use a compliment from you."BF replied "you have perfect eyesight dear"--and the fight started
Fours wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds.He bought her scales--and that's when the fight started
Oz asked his wife"Where do you want to go for our Anniversary"?It warmed his heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation.She said"oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time".So Oz suggested"how about the kitchen?--and that's when--
Jeremy and his wife were watching "who wants to be a millionaire"while they were in bed.
Jer turned to her and asked"Want to have sex:?
she answered NO!
So Jer asked her,"is that your final answer"?
To which she replied"YES"
"Then I'd like to phone a friend "he said--and that's when the fight started
these answers are not recommended for the faint of heart
they can cause serious injury,hospital stays and even death
Jer should be released from the hosp in about a week
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