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Jun 8, 2021 13:09:29   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station.
The station was closed for the night.The aliens approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying"Greetings earthling,we come in peace.Take us to your leader".
The gas pump of course did not respond.
The young alien was angry at the lack of response,but the older alien told him to calm down.The young alien ignored the warning and repeated his message,and again there was no response.Now the young alien was furious.
He drew his ray gun ,pointed it at the gas pump and said"
Take us to your leader or I will fire"!!But the older alien told him,Maybe you shouldn't be so hasty.That would probably make him very angry".
"Rubbish"the young alien responded and fired his weapon.
There was a tremendous explosion and the massive fireball blew the aliens about two hundred feet into a cactus patch leaving them singed and injured.
When the young alien regained consciousness he focused his three eyes,straightened his bent antennaeand looked drearily at his older companion."Damn that guy was ferocious wasn't he?He nearly killed us."!!How did you know he was so dangerous"?
The older alien placed a friendly feeler on his companions shoulder and said"If there is one thing I have learned in my intergalactic travels
"YOU NEVER MESS WITH A GUY WHO CAN LOOP HIS SEXUAL APPENDAGE OVER HIS SHOULDER ,AND THEN STICK IT IN HIS EAR!!!!!

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Jun 8, 2021 16:12:23   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Growner

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Jun 8, 2021 16:14:18   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
You're better than that. Need to steal some of BF's jokes?

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Jun 8, 2021 16:42:02   #
dbed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast Ne.
 
It was better than that what ever that is funny

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Jun 8, 2021 18:04:14   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
mistred64 wrote:
You're better than that. Need to steal some of BF's jokes?


sorry ed
I'll certainly try to be better

but BF's jokes---?
LOL
now I'm really laffin

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Jun 8, 2021 19:28:33   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
sorry ed
I'll certainly try to be better

but BF's jokes---?
LOL
now I'm really laffin

Don't worry, BB. I'll pm you some 'groaners', so as everyone will undoubtedly recognize them as yours.

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Jun 8, 2021 20:34:12   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station.
The station was closed for the night.The aliens approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying"Greetings earthling,we come in peace.Take us to your leader".
The gas pump of course did not respond.
The young alien was angry at the lack of response,but the older alien told him to calm down.The young alien ignored the warning and repeated his message,and again there was no response.Now the young alien was furious.
He drew his ray gun ,pointed it at the gas pump and said"
Take us to your leader or I will fire"!!But the older alien told him,Maybe you shouldn't be so hasty.That would probably make him very angry".
"Rubbish"the young alien responded and fired his weapon.
There was a tremendous explosion and the massive fireball blew the aliens about two hundred feet into a cactus patch leaving them singed and injured.
When the young alien regained consciousness he focused his three eyes,straightened his bent antennaeand looked drearily at his older companion."Damn that guy was ferocious wasn't he?He nearly killed us."!!How did you know he was so dangerous"?
The older alien placed a friendly feeler on his companions shoulder and said"If there is one thing I have learned in my intergalactic travels
"YOU NEVER MESS WITH A GUY WHO CAN LOOP HIS SEXUAL APPENDAGE OVER HIS SHOULDER ,AND THEN STICK IT IN HIS EAR!!!!!
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas... (show quote)


I thought it was funny Bobby.

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Jun 8, 2021 22:30:10   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
How did they know the gas pump was an earthling, it could have been another alien, who just assuming the role of a gas pump!!!Just Sayin....RJS

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Jun 9, 2021 08:59:37   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
Fredfish wrote:
I thought it was funny Bobby.


Me too 😂

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Jun 9, 2021 09:22:26   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station.
The station was closed for the night.The aliens approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying"Greetings earthling,we come in peace.Take us to your leader".
The gas pump of course did not respond.
The young alien was angry at the lack of response,but the older alien told him to calm down.The young alien ignored the warning and repeated his message,and again there was no response.Now the young alien was furious.
He drew his ray gun ,pointed it at the gas pump and said"
Take us to your leader or I will fire"!!But the older alien told him,Maybe you shouldn't be so hasty.That would probably make him very angry".
"Rubbish"the young alien responded and fired his weapon.
There was a tremendous explosion and the massive fireball blew the aliens about two hundred feet into a cactus patch leaving them singed and injured.
When the young alien regained consciousness he focused his three eyes,straightened his bent antennaeand looked drearily at his older companion."Damn that guy was ferocious wasn't he?He nearly killed us."!!How did you know he was so dangerous"?
The older alien placed a friendly feeler on his companions shoulder and said"If there is one thing I have learned in my intergalactic travels
"YOU NEVER MESS WITH A GUY WHO CAN LOOP HIS SEXUAL APPENDAGE OVER HIS SHOULDER ,AND THEN STICK IT IN HIS EAR!!!!!
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas... (show quote)


Loved it!

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Jun 9, 2021 11:46:40   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
Doggonet BB, you made me snort coffee out my nose! Good one!

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Jun 9, 2021 13:47:38   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Fredfish wrote:
I thought it was funny Bobby.


me too Fred
thanks

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Jun 9, 2021 13:48:44   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
How did they know the gas pump was an earthling, it could have been another alien, who just assuming the role of a gas pump!!!Just Sayin....RJS


too much what if
RJ

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Jun 9, 2021 23:51:45   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
Thought it was funny BB. Actually laughed out loud. Keep em coming

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Jun 10, 2021 16:18:11   #
Big A Loc: Gilbert, Arizona
 
badbobby wrote:
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station.
The station was closed for the night.The aliens approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying"Greetings earthling,we come in peace.Take us to your leader".
The gas pump of course did not respond.
The young alien was angry at the lack of response,but the older alien told him to calm down.The young alien ignored the warning and repeated his message,and again there was no response.Now the young alien was furious.
He drew his ray gun ,pointed it at the gas pump and said"
Take us to your leader or I will fire"!!But the older alien told him,Maybe you shouldn't be so hasty.That would probably make him very angry".
"Rubbish"the young alien responded and fired his weapon.
There was a tremendous explosion and the massive fireball blew the aliens about two hundred feet into a cactus patch leaving them singed and injured.
When the young alien regained consciousness he focused his three eyes,straightened his bent antennaeand looked drearily at his older companion."Damn that guy was ferocious wasn't he?He nearly killed us."!!How did you know he was so dangerous"?
The older alien placed a friendly feeler on his companions shoulder and said"If there is one thing I have learned in my intergalactic travels
"YOU NEVER MESS WITH A GUY WHO CAN LOOP HIS SEXUAL APPENDAGE OVER HIS SHOULDER ,AND THEN STICK IT IN HIS EAR!!!!!
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas... (show quote)


I liked the ending, although it
kinda left me a little envious
of the guy with his 'horn' in
his ear - I'd be happy if it was
long enough to keep from
peeing on my feet !

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