3 construction workers were sitting on the bridge they were building having their lunch break. The first guy says “if I get another vegamite sandwich again I’m going to jump off this bridge.” The second guy says, “ if I get another peanut butter and jelly sandwich again I’m going to jump off this bridge.” The third guy says, “if I get another strawberry jam sandwich I’m going to jump off this bridge .” The next day the first guy gets a vegamite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three jump off the bridge and die. At the funeral the first wife says, “If he had just told me I would have fixed him a different sandwich.” The second wife says, “It’s all my fault, if I only knew!” The third wife says, “I just don’t understand, he makes his own sandwich’s.”
TXmudbug wrote:
3 construction workers were sitting on the bridge they were building having their lunch break. The first guy says “if I get another vegamite sandwich again I’m going to jump off this bridge.” The second guy says, “ if I get another peanut butter and jelly sandwich again I’m going to jump off this bridge.” The third guy says, “if I get another strawberry jam sandwich I’m going to jump off this bridge .” The next day the first guy gets a vegamite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three jump off the bridge and die. At the funeral the first wife says, “If he had just told me I would have fixed him a different sandwich.” The second wife says, “It’s all my fault, if I only knew!” The third wife says, “I just don’t understand, he makes his own sandwich’s.”
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Been a long time since I heard that one but it still makes me laugh. Thanks mudbug.👍
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