are you married #2
May 4, 2021 17:17:50 #
This guy had nothing in the world to worry about--then he got married
Think about it,if men didn't get married they would never learn their faults
Marriage is a three ring circus--engagement ring,wedding ring,and suffering
Marriage is a great invention--so was a bicycle
Marriage is like a bank account.You put,you take out,you lose interest
Marriage is not a word--it's a sentence
Marriage means commitment--so does insanity
Men have it better than women--they marry later and die earlier
Men dont know how tired they are,until wifey says "Sit down we need to talk"
Mistress--something between a mattress and a mister
Mother in law--woman who destroys her son in law's peace of mind,by giving him a piece of hers
My wife said"You never listen to me".At least that's what I think she said
Never tell wifey everything,what she don't know won't hurt you
The most effective way to remember wifey's birth day,is to forget it once
The secret of a happy marriage,remains a secret
I never knew what real happiness was--then I got married
Valentines day is when you realize what a poor shot Cupid was
Wedding rings--the worlds smallest handcuffs
What's the difference in a dog and a fox--about half a pint
Bachelors go to the refrigerator,see nothing they want and go to bed.Married men go to bed,see nothing they want and go to the refrigerator
Why do men die before their wives do?---They want to
Son to Dad,"I hear that in Africa that a man doesn't know his wife until they are married"
Dad to son--"It's that way in all countries"
Now I know I'm gonna catch it from all you lovely ladies
but the devil made me do it
Think about it,if men didn't get married they would never learn their faults
Marriage is a three ring circus--engagement ring,wedding ring,and suffering
Marriage is a great invention--so was a bicycle
Marriage is like a bank account.You put,you take out,you lose interest
Marriage is not a word--it's a sentence
Marriage means commitment--so does insanity
Men have it better than women--they marry later and die earlier
Men dont know how tired they are,until wifey says "Sit down we need to talk"
Mistress--something between a mattress and a mister
Mother in law--woman who destroys her son in law's peace of mind,by giving him a piece of hers
My wife said"You never listen to me".At least that's what I think she said
Never tell wifey everything,what she don't know won't hurt you
The most effective way to remember wifey's birth day,is to forget it once
The secret of a happy marriage,remains a secret
I never knew what real happiness was--then I got married
Valentines day is when you realize what a poor shot Cupid was
Wedding rings--the worlds smallest handcuffs
What's the difference in a dog and a fox--about half a pint
Bachelors go to the refrigerator,see nothing they want and go to bed.Married men go to bed,see nothing they want and go to the refrigerator
Why do men die before their wives do?---They want to
Son to Dad,"I hear that in Africa that a man doesn't know his wife until they are married"
Dad to son--"It's that way in all countries"
Now I know I'm gonna catch it from all you lovely ladies
but the devil made me do it
May 4, 2021 18:03:05 #
May 4, 2021 18:10:42 #
Yes, even when you are completely silent, you are accused of thinking! Just Sayin...RJS
May 4, 2021 19:19:22 #
May 4, 2021 19:23:45 #
May 4, 2021 19:31:45 #
badbobby wrote:
This guy had nothing in the world to worry about--... (show quote)
BB, you know good and well you never have to tell wifey ANYTHING, they already know it .....heh heh heh😆😩😩
May 4, 2021 19:41:39 #
If a man says something and there’s no woman around to hear it, Is he still wrong?
May 4, 2021 20:01:48 #
Shutupandfish wrote:
If a man says something and there’s no woman around to hear it, Is he still wrong?
What kind of question is that? You need to Shutupanddish. LOL.
May 4, 2021 20:13:56 #
Shutupandfish wrote:
If a man says something and there’s no woman around to hear it, Is he still wrong?
I’m not sure I’ll have to ask my wife! lol
May 4, 2021 20:23:40 #
My wife just interrupted my thoughts and said "you haven't heard a word of what I've been saying, have you?". I thought, well that's a funny way to start a conversation.
May 4, 2021 20:42:46 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
My wife just interrupted my thoughts and said "you haven't heard a word of what I've been saying, have you?". I thought, well that's a funny way to start a conversation.
I think that conversation was over before you got a word in.
May 4, 2021 20:57:40 #
badbobby wrote:
This guy had nothing in the world to worry about--... (show quote)
Do you do everything the devil says too do?
That would explain a lot of tire tracks..
LOL
May 5, 2021 00:09:09 #
May 5, 2021 07:54:17 #
May 5, 2021 13:45:47 #
Gordon wrote:
I think that conversation was over before you got a word in.
WAIT ! WHA-A-AT ? Some male actually got a word in edgewise ?
Now, THAT would be news for the ages !
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