few for today
May 1, 2021 18:43:42 #
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Having preached a sermon on miracles, a priest in Ireland, while walking homeward, was asked by one of his congregation to explain a little more clearly what a miracle meant.
" Its a miracle you want to understand' asked the clergyman. ' Then walk ahead a little and I'll try to think how I can explain it to you.
After the man had walked on a little, the priest came after him and gave him a tremendous kick.
'Ow-w-w' roared the man. ' What did you do that for'?
'Did you feel it'? asked the priest.
"to be sure I did' replied the man.
"Well then it would have been a miracle if you had not"
In Connecticut, there was a court case involving an 8 day clock, which the plaintiff claimed had been stolen. "You get the clock" said the judge. " But what do I get ?' asked the defendant. " You get the 8 days"
Having preached a sermon on miracles, a priest in Ireland, while walking homeward, was asked by one of his congregation to explain a little more clearly what a miracle meant.
" Its a miracle you want to understand' asked the clergyman. ' Then walk ahead a little and I'll try to think how I can explain it to you.
After the man had walked on a little, the priest came after him and gave him a tremendous kick.
'Ow-w-w' roared the man. ' What did you do that for'?
'Did you feel it'? asked the priest.
"to be sure I did' replied the man.
"Well then it would have been a miracle if you had not"
In Connecticut, there was a court case involving an 8 day clock, which the plaintiff claimed had been stolen. "You get the clock" said the judge. " But what do I get ?' asked the defendant. " You get the 8 days"
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