seniors
Apr 30, 2021 16:20:27 #
Male,1926,high mileage,good condition,some hair left,many new parts,including hip,knee and cornea.Not in running condition but can still walk
Recent widow just buried 4th husband,looking for someone to round out a a six unit plot.Dizziness,shortness of breath and fainting spells,not a problem.
Active grand mother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share steak,corn on the cob and caramel candy
I usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday,Saturday and Sunday,lets put our heads together
The pond
this old guy had a large farm,and on the farm was a large pond.
He fixed it up with picnic tables,a diving board,a horse shoe court and planted trees around it.
One evening he decided to visit his pond,just to check it out and make sure everything was still in place.
He took a five gallon bucket to bring back some black berries he knew grew in the surrounding woods.
As he neared his pond he heard voices shouting and laughing.
when he got close to the pond he saw that several young women were cavorting and swimming ,buck naked in his pond.
He made the young ladies aware of his presence and they immediately went to the deep end of the pond and knelt there.
finally one yelled at him;"We aren't coming out until you leave ,you old pervert"
The old man replied"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimmin naked or make you get out of my pond naked.
He then held up the five gallon bucket and said"I just came down to feed my alligators"
Moral-----don't mess with old guys
Some of us can think pretty fast.
Quips
It's too late to agree with me--I've changed my mind
I am extremely resistant to change---unless it jingles in my pockets
Ita always a good idea to shut your mouth--before someone shuts it for you
Wherever you go,there you are.And if you don't know where you are going,you will probably wind up somewhere else
Ask yourself--if you were someone else,would you want to be friend with you
Judging how things are today,it's a good thing the future doesn't come all at once
Recent widow just buried 4th husband,looking for someone to round out a a six unit plot.Dizziness,shortness of breath and fainting spells,not a problem.
Active grand mother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share steak,corn on the cob and caramel candy
I usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday,Saturday and Sunday,lets put our heads together
The pond
this old guy had a large farm,and on the farm was a large pond.
He fixed it up with picnic tables,a diving board,a horse shoe court and planted trees around it.
One evening he decided to visit his pond,just to check it out and make sure everything was still in place.
He took a five gallon bucket to bring back some black berries he knew grew in the surrounding woods.
As he neared his pond he heard voices shouting and laughing.
when he got close to the pond he saw that several young women were cavorting and swimming ,buck naked in his pond.
He made the young ladies aware of his presence and they immediately went to the deep end of the pond and knelt there.
finally one yelled at him;"We aren't coming out until you leave ,you old pervert"
The old man replied"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimmin naked or make you get out of my pond naked.
He then held up the five gallon bucket and said"I just came down to feed my alligators"
Moral-----don't mess with old guys
Some of us can think pretty fast.
Quips
It's too late to agree with me--I've changed my mind
I am extremely resistant to change---unless it jingles in my pockets
Ita always a good idea to shut your mouth--before someone shuts it for you
Wherever you go,there you are.And if you don't know where you are going,you will probably wind up somewhere else
Ask yourself--if you were someone else,would you want to be friend with you
Judging how things are today,it's a good thing the future doesn't come all at once
Apr 30, 2021 16:27:42 #
Apr 30, 2021 16:57:39 #
It's too late to agree with me--I've changed my mind
I see you've met my wife.
I see you've met my wife.
Apr 30, 2021 19:34:50 #
Yes, and if you don't know where you are going, you may already be there. Just Sayin...RJS
Apr 30, 2021 19:46:18 #
May 1, 2021 08:18:37 #
kandydisbar
Loc: West Orange, NJ
badbobby wrote:
Male,1926,high mileage,good condition,some hair le... (show quote)
funny stuff. Too late to agree..my boyfriend also!
May 1, 2021 20:20:18 #
May 3, 2021 12:59:37 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
It's too late to agree with me--I've changed my mind
I see you've met my wife.
I see you've met my wife.
and a beautiful lady she is Spirit
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