laugh a lil
Apr 30, 2021 16:13:07 #
Beauty Parlor---A place where women curl up and dye
Chickens---The only animal we eat before they are born and after they are dead
Committee---A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust---mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist---Someone deep in conversation
Handkerchief----Cold storage
Inflation---Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Mosquito---An insect that makes you like flies better
Political correctness---A doctrine fostered by a delusional minority
Raisin--A sunburned grape
Secret--A story you tell just one person at a time
Skeleton---A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
Toothache---The pain that drives you to extraction
Tomorrow---Greatest labor saving device known to man
Yawn---An honest opinion openly expressed
Wrinkles---something old folks hate(similar to my character lines)
old
I told a friend I was having an affair.He asked --Are you having it catered?
In youth the days are short and the years long
In old age the years are short and the days are long
Illegal immigration
Conversation at a fitness center turned to illegal immigration
One guy said"I read an article that said 60 percent of Americans are immigrants"Another said:that can't be true."
"No,it isn't true "said a native American Indian."There are a whole lot more of you guys than that"
church convention
Toward the close of a church convention banquet The Pastor stood up and disrupted the entire affair
"We will reserve the entertainment until the waitresses have taken everything off"
Chickens---The only animal we eat before they are born and after they are dead
Committee---A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust---mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist---Someone deep in conversation
Handkerchief----Cold storage
Inflation---Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Mosquito---An insect that makes you like flies better
Political correctness---A doctrine fostered by a delusional minority
Raisin--A sunburned grape
Secret--A story you tell just one person at a time
Skeleton---A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
Toothache---The pain that drives you to extraction
Tomorrow---Greatest labor saving device known to man
Yawn---An honest opinion openly expressed
Wrinkles---something old folks hate(similar to my character lines)
old
I told a friend I was having an affair.He asked --Are you having it catered?
In youth the days are short and the years long
In old age the years are short and the days are long
Illegal immigration
Conversation at a fitness center turned to illegal immigration
One guy said"I read an article that said 60 percent of Americans are immigrants"Another said:that can't be true."
"No,it isn't true "said a native American Indian."There are a whole lot more of you guys than that"
church convention
Toward the close of a church convention banquet The Pastor stood up and disrupted the entire affair
"We will reserve the entertainment until the waitresses have taken everything off"
Apr 30, 2021 16:16:37 #
Apr 30, 2021 16:26:37 #
RuffplayOR57
Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
badbobby wrote:
Beauty Parlor---A place where women curl up and dy... (show quote)
Thank BB, always entertaining. I still dont need it catered, but it’s a thought😁
Apr 30, 2021 19:40:12 #
Excellent post; and a few more ways I can put my foot in my mouth. Just Sayi...RJS
May 1, 2021 08:23:58 #
May 1, 2021 08:58:04 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
Beauty Parlor---A place where women curl up and dy... (show quote)
Good ones there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
May 1, 2021 14:42:24 #
bahmer wrote:
Good ones there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
if I made you folks smile
it made my day
May 1, 2021 19:55:02 #
badbobby wrote:
if I made you folks smile
it made my day
it made my day
You make us smile every day, BB
May 1, 2021 23:07:14 #
Yankeeblue wrote:
You make us smile every day, BB
Multiple times!! Thanks!
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