Wonder who wrote this??
Apr 28, 2021 15:56:37 #
12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without Putting In Too Much Effort
Compile a list of easy ways to help your wife out.
1. Rinse a dish and leave it near the sink: Your lady will swoon when she sees how considerate you are! For bonus points, place the dish in the sink so she can easily put it in the dishwasher later.
2. Place excess trash in an organized pile near the trash can until she takes it out: Little things to make her life easier go such a long way!
3. Avoid the toilet seat debate by peeing in the sink: Lifehack!
4. Never shower so she'll have fewer towels to fold: Also, if you never wear socks, you'll never get in trouble for not throwing them in the hamper.
5. Helpfully gather all the dirty clothes and passive-aggressively place them in front of the washer: Wh**ever you do, DON'T actually put them in the washer. You'll probably do it wrong.
6. Leave her helpful instructions on sticky notes around the house so she'll know how to do things properly: You can add little hearts and "XOXOXO" for extra romance.
7. Say helpful phrases like "My mom didn't do it that way" when she's cleaning: Wives love to learn new things from their mothers-in-law. What a great way to pass down helpful knowledge!
8. Send her pictures of the messes around the house while she's away so she can mentally prepare for the tasks ahead of her: This selfless act will help her stay mentally organized. It's the least you can do.
9. Start the lawnmower for her: Use your big man strength to start the mower so she has more energy to mow the lawn. If you really want to drive her crazy, roll up your sleeves so she sees your big arms while you crank the engine.
10. Pick up your feet while playing Xbox so she can vacuum under them: Invest in your marriage and do it without being asked!
11. Place all the sandwich ingredients together on the counter to cut down on her lunch-making time: For extra helpfulness, leave another sticky note to help her make it correctly.
12. Have many children so they can help around the house: And if you're a Mormon, you can also take a second wife to help your first wife with the chores!
There you have it! Now go and invest in your marriage!
12 ways guaranteed to have you residing here.
Compile a list of easy ways to help your wife out.
1. Rinse a dish and leave it near the sink: Your lady will swoon when she sees how considerate you are! For bonus points, place the dish in the sink so she can easily put it in the dishwasher later.
2. Place excess trash in an organized pile near the trash can until she takes it out: Little things to make her life easier go such a long way!
3. Avoid the toilet seat debate by peeing in the sink: Lifehack!
4. Never shower so she'll have fewer towels to fold: Also, if you never wear socks, you'll never get in trouble for not throwing them in the hamper.
5. Helpfully gather all the dirty clothes and passive-aggressively place them in front of the washer: Wh**ever you do, DON'T actually put them in the washer. You'll probably do it wrong.
6. Leave her helpful instructions on sticky notes around the house so she'll know how to do things properly: You can add little hearts and "XOXOXO" for extra romance.
7. Say helpful phrases like "My mom didn't do it that way" when she's cleaning: Wives love to learn new things from their mothers-in-law. What a great way to pass down helpful knowledge!
8. Send her pictures of the messes around the house while she's away so she can mentally prepare for the tasks ahead of her: This selfless act will help her stay mentally organized. It's the least you can do.
9. Start the lawnmower for her: Use your big man strength to start the mower so she has more energy to mow the lawn. If you really want to drive her crazy, roll up your sleeves so she sees your big arms while you crank the engine.
10. Pick up your feet while playing Xbox so she can vacuum under them: Invest in your marriage and do it without being asked!
11. Place all the sandwich ingredients together on the counter to cut down on her lunch-making time: For extra helpfulness, leave another sticky note to help her make it correctly.
12. Have many children so they can help around the house: And if you're a Mormon, you can also take a second wife to help your first wife with the chores!
There you have it! Now go and invest in your marriage!
12 ways guaranteed to have you residing here.
Apr 28, 2021 16:06:42 #
EasternOZ wrote:
12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without... (show quote)
I don’t know who wrote that, but he’s probably no longer alive ....
or at best, lives alone now.
Apr 28, 2021 16:16:20 #
EasternOZ wrote:
12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without... (show quote)
I am leaning towards the cave man writings on the wall but no sticky notes in them days.
Apr 28, 2021 16:17:23 #
Randyhartford wrote:
I don’t know who wrote that, but he’s probably no longer alive ....
or at best, lives alone now.
or at best, lives alone now.
I just know it was not me, along with several/most here.
Apr 28, 2021 18:24:14 #
EasternOZ wrote:
I just know it was not me, along with several/most here.
You sure about that?
Apr 28, 2021 18:26:42 #
Apr 28, 2021 20:06:34 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
You sure about that?
Nope just my part.
Spiritof27 I bet so.
Apr 28, 2021 23:04:40 #
Apr 29, 2021 01:22:48 #
Graveytrain50
Loc: DFW Area Texas
dbed wrote:
learned early hence 43 years with same wife
I agree with that and 40 with the same wife and over 1/4 of that time in the military.
Apr 29, 2021 08:19:23 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Graveytrain50 wrote:
I agree with that and 40 with the same wife and over 1/4 of that time in the military.
good man and thanks for your service
Apr 29, 2021 08:26:48 #
Graveytrain50
Loc: DFW Area Texas
dbed wrote:
thank you dbed🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸good man and thanks for your service
Apr 29, 2021 09:06:19 #
I met mine at vacation Bible school the summer we both turned 15, so I have the 42 and a couple years of anticipation.
Apr 29, 2021 12:55:30 #
Graveytrain50 wrote:
I agree with that and 40 with the same wife and over 1/4 of that time in the military.
53 for mrs spirit and me - 21 years in the Navy. What branch for you and how long? 10 years?
May 10, 2021 21:26:27 #
EasternOZ wrote:
12 Ways To Help Your Wife Around The House Without... (show quote)
Dunno who wrote it, but it sounds strangely familiar - very much like certain musings from an elderly
gent we know from the Humble,
Tx. area ! You know who I mean - Methuselah's mentor !
May 11, 2021 07:50:01 #
Big A wrote:
Dunno who wrote it, but it sounds strangely familiar - very much like certain musings from an elderly
gent we know from the Humble,
Tx. area ! You know who I mean - Methuselah's mentor !
gent we know from the Humble,
Tx. area ! You know who I mean - Methuselah's mentor !
Could be.
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