Hollywood Squares
Apr 28, 2021 13:49:11 #
old but funny
These questions and answers were spontaneous,and unscripted
Q--What is a good reason for pounding meat?
A--Paul Lynde--"Loneliness"
Q--Do female frogs croak?
a--Paul Lynde"If you hold their little heads under water long enough"
Q--If you are going to make a parachute jump from an airplane,how high should you be?
a--Charley Weaver"Three days steady drinking should do it"
Q-true or false-A pea can last as long as 5000 years
A--George Gobel-"Boy,it sure seems that way sometimes"
Q-You've been having trouble going to sleep.Are you probably a man or a woman?
A--Don Knotts"That's what's been keeping me awake"
Q--According to Cosmopolitan,If you meet a stranger at a party ,and you think he is attractive,is it okay to ask him if he is married?
A--Rose Marie--"No,wait until the next morning"
Q--Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A-Charley Weaver"My sense of decency"
Q--What are"do it,I can help,and I can't get enough?
A--George Gobel-"I dunno,but its coming from the next apartment"
AS you get older,do you tend to gesture more with your hands ,when talking?
A-Rose Marie"You ask me one more growing old question Peter,And I'll give you a gesture you won't forget"
Q--Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A-Paul Lynde"Because chiffon wrinkles too easy"
Q--You've decided to grow strawberries.Are you going to get any the first year?
ACharley Weaver"Of course not,I'll be too busy growing strawberries"
Q--What is the perfect score in bowling
A-Rose Marie"dating the pin boy"
Q--During a tornado,are you safer in a bedroom or the closet?
A-Rose Marie"Unfortunately,I'm always safe in the bedroom"
Q--Can boys join the CAmpfire girls?
A-Marty Allen'Only after lights out"
Q-When you pat a dog on the head,he will wag his tail.What will a goose do
A-Paul Lynde"Make him bark?"
Q-If you were pregnant for two years,what would you give birth to?
A--Paul Lynde"Whatever it was it would never be afraid of the dark"
According to Ann Landers--Is it okay to get into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A-Charley Weaver"It got me out of the Army"
Q-Back in the old days when great grandpa put horse radish on his head,what was he trying to do?
A-George Gobel"Get it it in his mouth?"
Q-Who stays pregnant for the longer time<your wife or your elephant?
A-Paul Lynde"Who told you about my elephant"?
Q-Jackie Gleason said he firmly believed in them,and has on at least two occasions,actually seen them.What are they?
A-Charley Weaver"His feet"
What are two things you should never do in bed
A-Paul Lynde"Point and laugh"
C'mon now, laugh a little
We don't stop laughing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop laughing
These questions and answers were spontaneous,and unscripted
Q--What is a good reason for pounding meat?
A--Paul Lynde--"Loneliness"
Q--Do female frogs croak?
a--Paul Lynde"If you hold their little heads under water long enough"
Q--If you are going to make a parachute jump from an airplane,how high should you be?
a--Charley Weaver"Three days steady drinking should do it"
Q-true or false-A pea can last as long as 5000 years
A--George Gobel-"Boy,it sure seems that way sometimes"
Q-You've been having trouble going to sleep.Are you probably a man or a woman?
A--Don Knotts"That's what's been keeping me awake"
Q--According to Cosmopolitan,If you meet a stranger at a party ,and you think he is attractive,is it okay to ask him if he is married?
A--Rose Marie--"No,wait until the next morning"
Q--Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A-Charley Weaver"My sense of decency"
Q--What are"do it,I can help,and I can't get enough?
A--George Gobel-"I dunno,but its coming from the next apartment"
AS you get older,do you tend to gesture more with your hands ,when talking?
A-Rose Marie"You ask me one more growing old question Peter,And I'll give you a gesture you won't forget"
Q--Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A-Paul Lynde"Because chiffon wrinkles too easy"
Q--You've decided to grow strawberries.Are you going to get any the first year?
ACharley Weaver"Of course not,I'll be too busy growing strawberries"
Q--What is the perfect score in bowling
A-Rose Marie"dating the pin boy"
Q--During a tornado,are you safer in a bedroom or the closet?
A-Rose Marie"Unfortunately,I'm always safe in the bedroom"
Q--Can boys join the CAmpfire girls?
A-Marty Allen'Only after lights out"
Q-When you pat a dog on the head,he will wag his tail.What will a goose do
A-Paul Lynde"Make him bark?"
Q-If you were pregnant for two years,what would you give birth to?
A--Paul Lynde"Whatever it was it would never be afraid of the dark"
According to Ann Landers--Is it okay to get into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A-Charley Weaver"It got me out of the Army"
Q-Back in the old days when great grandpa put horse radish on his head,what was he trying to do?
A-George Gobel"Get it it in his mouth?"
Q-Who stays pregnant for the longer time<your wife or your elephant?
A-Paul Lynde"Who told you about my elephant"?
Q-Jackie Gleason said he firmly believed in them,and has on at least two occasions,actually seen them.What are they?
A-Charley Weaver"His feet"
What are two things you should never do in bed
A-Paul Lynde"Point and laugh"
C'mon now, laugh a little
We don't stop laughing because we grow old
we grow old because we stop laughing
Apr 28, 2021 15:07:08 #
badbobby wrote:
old but funny br br br br These questions and a... (show quote)
Laughed a lot.
Can you imagine the backlash if they tried that show these days.
Apr 28, 2021 15:28:20 #
Apr 28, 2021 16:08:14 #
Apr 29, 2021 08:14:16 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
EasternOZ wrote:
Laughed a lot.
Can you imagine the backlash if they tried that show these days.
Can you imagine the backlash if they tried that show these days.
Backlash yes too subtle these days they use plain English
Apr 29, 2021 08:47:16 #
Apr 29, 2021 09:07:25 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
old but funny br br br br These questions and a... (show quote)
Good ones there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Apr 29, 2021 23:51:03 #
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