badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Miss Beatrice,the Church organist was in her 80s and had never been married.
She was admired for her kindness and sweet personality.
One afternoon,the new Pastor came to call upon her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she made tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young Pastor noticed a cut glass bowl,sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water and in the water floated(of all things)a condom.
When Miss Beatrice returned with the tea ,they began to chat
The pastor tried to contain his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him.
"Miss B,"he said "Would you tell me about this",pointing to the bowl of water
"Oh yes',she replied"Isn't it wonderful"?
"I was walking in the park a few months ago ,when i saw this little package on the ground.
I was curious,so I picked it up and took it home with me"
I noticed directions on the front,that said to place it on the organ,keep it wet,and that it would prevent disease.
And did you know?I haven't even had a cold all winter!"

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Women are made to be loved,not understood

You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes,or by their fancy cars,but because they sing a song that only you can hear
Oscar Wilde

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

Good ones BB, thanks for sharing!

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Yes, our church had a spinster lady who was well into her 90's when she died. Her request was that she have only ladies as pall bearers for her coffin. She said she
never had men take her out during her lifetime, so she certainly didn't want them
carrying her to her grave! Just Sayin...RJS

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

That's a great one there!

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

the Oscar Wilde quote is priceless

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

kandy
I'm still hearin that song