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the Rabbi and the Priest
Apr 27, 2021 17:04:48   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet

A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"

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Apr 27, 2021 18:44:46   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet

A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)



8 days a week.

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Apr 28, 2021 08:19:41   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet

A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)


Cute

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Apr 28, 2021 10:02:47   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet

A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)


Yup it sure does.

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Apr 28, 2021 10:11:20   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet

A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)


I could give up a ham sandwich, but not...
Good one Bobby

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Apr 28, 2021 17:48:41   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet

A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)

Yep BB it does! EVERY Time, except that one time, that Honey Baked Ham was Fantastic!😁

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