sunday funnies
Apr 4, 2021 18:25:30 #
Happy easter everyone.
here's a few funnies
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well…”, said the Director, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand”, said the visitor. “This is easy, a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger.”
“Wrong!!” said the Director, “A normal person would just pull the plug out. So, do you want a bed near the window?”
Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”
The first guy explained, “If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed towards me, I throw it away ’cause it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding.”
The second guy was outraged. He yelled, “You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns on his legs.
He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the doctor prescribed an IV with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viȧgrȧ pill every four hours.
The attending nurse was rather surprised by the prescription and asked, “What good will Viȧgra do him?”
The doctor replied, “It will keep the sheets off his legs.”
here's a few funnies
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how they determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well…”, said the Director, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand”, said the visitor. “This is easy, a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger.”
“Wrong!!” said the Director, “A normal person would just pull the plug out. So, do you want a bed near the window?”
Two guys were doing construction on a house. One of them who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and then either toss it over his shoulder or nail it into the siding.
The other guy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”
The first guy explained, “If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed towards me, I throw it away ’cause it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it into the siding.”
The second guy was outraged. He yelled, “You moron! The nails pointed towards you aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns on his legs.
He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the doctor prescribed an IV with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viȧgrȧ pill every four hours.
The attending nurse was rather surprised by the prescription and asked, “What good will Viȧgra do him?”
The doctor replied, “It will keep the sheets off his legs.”
Apr 4, 2021 18:59:56 #
Reminds me of a guy who was trying to out-do his buddy; his buddy bought his girlfriend a
set of seven pair of sexy panties with the days of the week on
them ! Thinking he would out-do him just a little, he went out and bought HIS girlfriend a dozen
pair of sexy panties, marked
January, February, March.... !
set of seven pair of sexy panties with the days of the week on
them ! Thinking he would out-do him just a little, he went out and bought HIS girlfriend a dozen
pair of sexy panties, marked
January, February, March.... !
Apr 4, 2021 19:21:57 #
Big A wrote:
Reminds me of a guy who was trying to out-do his buddy; his buddy bought his girlfriend a
set of seven pair of sexy panties with the days of the week on
them ! Thinking he would out-do him just a little, he went out and bought HIS girlfriend a dozen
pair of sexy panties, marked
January, February, March.... !
set of seven pair of sexy panties with the days of the week on
them ! Thinking he would out-do him just a little, he went out and bought HIS girlfriend a dozen
pair of sexy panties, marked
January, February, March.... !
Ouch!
Apr 5, 2021 13:58:57 #
RuffplayOR57
Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
Big A wrote:
tReminds me of a guy who was trying to out-do his buddy; his buddy bought his girlfriend a
set of seven pair of sexy panties with the days of the week on
them ! Thinking he would out-do him just a little, he went out and bought HIS girlfriend a dozen
pair of sexy panties, marked
January, February, March.... !
set of seven pair of sexy panties with the days of the week on
them ! Thinking he would out-do him just a little, he went out and bought HIS girlfriend a dozen
pair of sexy panties, marked
January, February, March.... !
That’s Just Great BigA!! Now I know why my Wife’s are labeled, “Spring, Summer, Fall, & Winter” !!
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