In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πΊπ
Graywulff wrote:
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πΊπ
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a... (
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That would have clinched the deal for sure.
LOL
Good morning GW.
EasternOZ wrote:
That would have clinched the deal for sure.
LOL
Good morning GW.
Good morning Oz, Happy Easter.
Graywulff wrote:
Good morning Oz, Happy Easter.
Happy Easter too you also.
Graywulff wrote:
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πΊπ
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That would certainly convince me .
Thanks Gray, and Happy Easter.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Oz musta been the 2 drinks for courage that did you in
Fredfish wrote:
That would certainly convince me .
Thanks Gray, and Happy Easter.
And a Happy Easter to you and yours Fred. It's a glorious morning.
Do you like Sarsaparilla?
Jeremy wrote:
Do you like Sarsaparilla?
Don't remember trying it.
EasternOZ wrote:
Don't remember trying it.
You know what ? I don't believe
I ever had any, either ! Is it supposed to be similar to root beer ? We have a few country stores nearby that probably
carry it - guess it's time to give
it a try (before I die) !
EasternOZ wrote:
Happy Easter too you also.
and happy Easter to every one on the Stage
I'm not chinchy
badbobby wrote:
and happy Easter to every one on the Stage
I'm not chinchy
Only 1 person says that about you here bb.
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