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Apr 4, 2021 08:21:35   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πŸΊπŸ˜†

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Apr 4, 2021 08:33:39   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πŸΊπŸ˜†
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That would have clinched the deal for sure.

LOL

Good morning GW.

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Apr 4, 2021 08:37:44   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
EasternOZ wrote:
That would have clinched the deal for sure.

LOL

Good morning GW.
Good morning Oz, Happy Easter.

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Apr 4, 2021 08:41:07   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Good morning Oz, Happy Easter.


Happy Easter too you also.

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Apr 4, 2021 08:54:10   #
Baddonut Loc: Pittsburg CA
 
Graywulff wrote:
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in Tver Jj no no B ming B m yv he jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πŸΊπŸ˜†
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Apr 4, 2021 09:48:04   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Graywulff wrote:
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πŸΊπŸ˜†
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That would certainly convince me .
Thanks Gray, and Happy Easter.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:59:54   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Oz musta been the 2 drinks for courage that did you in

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Apr 4, 2021 10:14:10   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Fredfish wrote:
That would certainly convince me .
Thanks Gray, and Happy Easter.
And a Happy Easter to you and yours Fred. It's a glorious morning.

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Apr 4, 2021 11:27:30   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Do you like Sarsaparilla?

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Apr 4, 2021 12:47:52   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Jeremy wrote:
Do you like Sarsaparilla?


Don't remember trying it.

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Apr 4, 2021 15:42:15   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Don't remember trying it.


You know what ? I don't believe
I ever had any, either ! Is it supposed to be similar to root beer ? We have a few country stores nearby that probably
carry it - guess it's time to give
it a try (before I die) !

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Apr 5, 2021 10:04:20   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Graywulff wrote:
In his younger days Oz walked into a bar and saw a huge jar stuffed with ten dollar bills. He thought wow there must be 20 grand in there. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender about it. The bartender told him, "You put $10 in the jar then you have to complete 3 challenges. If you do you get the money, if you don't your $10 stays." So Oz asked, what are the challenges?" The bartender says, " Ten bucks first." He reached into his wallet and put in his Ten. Then the bartender says," First you have to drink a whole bottle of Tequila in 60 seconds without making a face or throwing up. Second, there is a mean and nasty pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth, you have to pull that tooth. Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to go upstairs and have sex with her." Oz looked at the bartender and said,"That's crazy, nobody could do that." So he sat down and proceeded to have a couple of drinks. Looking at that jar and already fortified he said, " Oh what the hell, Bartender give me the Tequila." Oz took the bottle of Tequila and downed it in the 60 seconds and headed out back for the dog. There was terrible growling and barking and sounds of huge struggle. Oz came back into the bar his clothes ripped and torn, bite marks, scratches and blood all over him and he looked at the bartender and said, " Ok now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Oz has been drinking root beer ever since.πŸΊπŸ˜†
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Oh, ha ha ha,man!!!

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Apr 5, 2021 16:23:53   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
kandydisbar wrote:
Oh, ha ha ha,man!!!


Phunny huh?

LOL

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Apr 6, 2021 15:17:02   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Happy Easter too you also.


and happy Easter to every one on the Stage
I'm not chinchy

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Apr 6, 2021 15:44:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
and happy Easter to every one on the Stage
I'm not chinchy


Only 1 person says that about you here bb.

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