CHINESE SICK LEAVE- "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!!": Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss I no come to work today, I Really Sick, I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no...

Lamont Perry

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss I no come to work today, I Really Sick, I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come Work,' The Boss says , " You know Hung Chow, I really need you today, When I Feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex, That makes everything better and I Go Work, You Try That," Two Hours Later Hung Chow calls again, "BOSS, I do what you say and I Feel Great, I be at Work Soon, YOU GOT NICE HOUSE,"

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Lamont Perry wrote:

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss I no come to work today, I Really Sick, I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come Work,' The Boss says , " You know Hung Chow, I really need you today, When I Feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex, That makes everything better and I Go Work, You Try That," Two Hours Later Hung Chow calls again, "BOSS, I do what you say and I Feel Great, I be at Work Soon, YOU GOT NICE HOUSE,"

Good one Lamont, thanks for the laughs.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Thank goodness it wasn't Wu!

Lamont Perry

Yeah a good laugh now and then is Good for the Soul, For what we been going through for over a year! It's getting better THANK THE GOOD LORD!! I will find some more jokes and I will post them soon, I was supposed to go fishing this morning we were going to go out the Golden Gate bridge and Fish for Halibut, but my Buddy Called me at 4:30 am and told me he didn't feel good and he was supposed to pick me up at 5:15 well I found out that he got in a Fight with his Wife because he went out and drank and didn't get home till 1:00 am NOW THAT'S 💯 percent A JOKE!!!😡💥🦈😎👍

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Lamont Perry wrote:

Yeah a good laugh now and then is Good for the Sou... (show quote)

Sorry your trip got blown up Lamont, sounds like your buddy's on the short leash for a while. Better luck on your next trip!

Lamont Perry

You got that Right The only Fishing he is going to do is Fish for KOI Carp in his back yard pond!! Have a great night Redfish!🦈👍😎

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Lamont Perry wrote:

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss I no come to work today, I Really Sick, I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come Work,' The Boss says , " You know Hung Chow, I really need you today, When I Feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex, That makes everything better and I Go Work, You Try That," Two Hours Later Hung Chow calls again, "BOSS, I do what you say and I Feel Great, I be at Work Soon, YOU GOT NICE HOUSE,"

👍👍🤣🤪😁

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Lamont Perry wrote:

You got that Right The only Fishing he is going to do is Fish for KOI Carp in his back yard pond!! Have a great night Redfish!🦈👍😎

Worse comes to worst and he finds himself house-bound, he
can stock the tub with trout and fish from the potty while doing
his 'business' !

Howard 285 Loc: Morehead City nc

Now you know you will be called a racist and will have to apologize for telling that joke.
I loved it!

Sad times in America😢!

Lamont Perry

Well let me tell you that Joke been around for a long time and it could of been any nationality I am FAR from a Racist, I was brought up to RESPECT ALL PEOPLE so that's out it is just a funny Joke!! 🥋🥊😷💯😎

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

Good one Lamont😂😂

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Big A wrote:

Worse comes to worst and he finds himself house-bound, he
can stock the tub with trout and fish from the potty while doing
his 'business' !

how many have you caught that way Big???

Bayman510 Loc: Tracy

Lamont Perry wrote:

Well let me tell you that Joke been around for a long time and it could of been any nationality I am FAR from a Racist, I was brought up to RESPECT ALL PEOPLE so that's out it is just a funny Joke!! 🥋🥊😷💯😎

Exactly Lamont !!