\Fourchon, a a sout loosinan, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopping. Four, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door .. Only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't running.
The car started moving slowly.Four looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. Four, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, Foursaw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it... Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying ... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and Eastern Oz and plumbob walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like Four, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing Four
sobbing at the bar, Oz said to the plum
look plum .. there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
\Fourchon, a a sout loosinan, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopping. Four, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door .. Only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't running.
The car started moving slowly.Four looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. Four, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, Foursaw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it... Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying ... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and Eastern Oz and plumbob walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like Four, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing Four
sobbing at the bar, Oz said to the plum
look plum .. there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'
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Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
badbobby wrote:
\Fourchon, a a sout loosinan, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopping. Four, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door .. Only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't running.
The car started moving slowly.Four looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. Four, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, Foursaw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it... Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying ... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and Eastern Oz and plumbob walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like Four, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing Four
sobbing at the bar, Oz said to the plum
look plum .. there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'
\Fourchon, a a sout loosinan, was on the side of t... (
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And he didn't even say thanks. Dang southeners.
FourchonLa. wrote:
That fooking idiot got a free ride to the pub. Not to mention Oz and PB bought me drinks the rest of the night. I told them BB was my dad and they said how sorry they were.
Playing your trump card huh?
FourchonLa. wrote:
That fooking idiot got a free ride to the pub. Not to mention Oz and PB bought me drinks the rest of the night. I told them BB was my dad and they said how sorry they were.
Yea but we payed with BF's IOU's and got out of there in a hurry.
EasternOZ wrote:
Playing your trump card huh?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
plumbob wrote:
Yea but we payed with BF's IOU's and got out of there in a hurry.
Not a problem. IOU’ are legal tender in Texas.
FourchonLa. wrote:
Not a problem. IOU’ are legal tender in Texas.
Figures, BF probably had that put into law being that is his home state.
badbobby wrote:
\Fourchon, a a sout loosinan, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopping. Four, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door .. Only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't running.
The car started moving slowly.Four looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. Four, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, Foursaw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it... Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying ... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and Eastern Oz and plumbob walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like Four, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing Four
sobbing at the bar, Oz said to the plum
look plum .. there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!'
\Fourchon, a a sout loosinan, was on the side of t... (
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BB set me up for the kill. I was B-slapped by admin. Lesson learned.
plumbob wrote:
Yea but we payed with BF's IOU's and got out of there in a hurry.
you actually found someone who would accept BF's IOUs???
who had to cosign???
FourchonLa. wrote:
Not a problem. IOU’ are legal tender in Texas.
every one's IOUs except BF's IOUs
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