There were these twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistakin Joe fir John, stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible. " Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, fact is I'm kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to 4 guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! "
THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED
" what we have here is a failure to communicate" (cool hand Luke)
Doug Lemmon wrote:
There were these twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistakin Joe fir John, stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible. " Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, fact is I'm kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to 4 guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! "
THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED
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Now if that doesn't put a smile on your face nothing will.
Doug
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
What a woman, i mean boat
Doug Lemmon wrote:
There were these twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistakin Joe fir John, stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible. " Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, fact is I'm kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to 4 guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! "
THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED
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That was a good one Doug...🐟on
Put a REALLY big smile on my face.
Doug Lemmon wrote:
There were these twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistakin Joe fir John, stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible. " Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, fact is I'm kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to 4 guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! "
THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED
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I Can’t decide whether to laugh or Cry!! 😂😁
Huntm22
Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
Good one for a laugh!! Thx
Doug Lemmon wrote:
There were these twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistakin Joe fir John, stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just terrible. " Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, fact is I'm kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to 4 guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! "
THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED
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most boats ain't good for much but fishin or boat ridin
that was one hellofaboat
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