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Mar 14, 2021 15:59:15   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"

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Mar 14, 2021 16:16:32   #
RuffplayOR57 Loc: Klamath Falls, OR
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)

Funny again BB. I had an Uncle that was actually Blind, when he met new people he Always wanted to be able to Touch them with his hands to “Feel” what they looked like. Your Blind Man Might have Missed Out! 😁

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Mar 14, 2021 16:17:32   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)



bb you are like the Energizer Bunny, that someone put the batteries in backwards.

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Mar 14, 2021 16:29:54   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)


Good one,thanks BB.

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Mar 14, 2021 16:31:52   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
bb you are like the Energizer Bunny, that someone put the batteries in backwards.


thank you Oz
I thinketh!!!

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Mar 14, 2021 16:36:53   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
thank you Oz
I thinketh!!!


It was intended as a compliment.

You're welcome.

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Mar 14, 2021 16:38:46   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Mar 14, 2021 16:44:38   #
Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold
 
Loved it, BB, brightened this cold gloomy rainy day!

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Mar 14, 2021 19:34:39   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)


BB, be aware of the next thunderstorm. Oh heck the Man upstairs has a sense of humor. Keep it going.

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Mar 14, 2021 22:09:51   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Good one BB

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Mar 15, 2021 07:22:18   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)


Ha!!!

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Mar 15, 2021 08:05:20   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Oldie but goodie!

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Mar 15, 2021 09:52:14   #
Blindman Loc: Wisconsin
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room in the Nunnery
they were admonished by Mother Superior to take extreme care not to get paint on their habits
the Nuns decided that in order to keep their habits clean
that they would just shed their clothes and paint naked
so they locked all the doors and commenced painting
then there was a knock on the door
"Who is it?" one Nun asked
"Blind man" came the answer
The nuns figured if the man was blind,it would be no big deal to let him in.So they did
When the man entered the room he stared at the Nuns and said
"Nice boobs,now where do you want these blinds?"
Two Nuns were ordered to paint the community room ... (show quote)


Hmmmm, that never happened to me. LOL

Mike

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Mar 15, 2021 10:33:09   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
👍👍

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Mar 15, 2021 10:54:12   #
Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama
 
EasternOZ wrote:
bb you are like the Energizer Bunny, that someone put the batteries in backwards.


What happens to the Energizer Bunny when you put the batteries in backwards?













He keeps coming and coming and coming. 😂🤣

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