Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

be careful what you say



A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over, lifted its tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's backside.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much after that!'

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Ouch

D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca

I guess his wife doesn’t have a sense of humor

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

A simple case of open mouth and insert foot.

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

I hate it when they misinterpreted what I said...but only sometimes...😜🤣😂🐟on

Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA

I like to see her play through on the ball:-)