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the woman Rancher--(Ranchetter)???
Mar 4, 2021 16:48:11   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.



She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.



He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well



Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.



One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.



Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.



She quietly called him over to her..



"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.



Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."



He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.



"Now take off my skirt."



He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.



"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.



Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

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Mar 4, 2021 20:50:55   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Ouch, I did not see that coming! Just Sayin...RJS

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Mar 4, 2021 22:33:40   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
A cross dressing ranch hand. What’s the world coming to?

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Mar 5, 2021 07:29:25   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
Good one..Punch line comes up from behind,lol

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Mar 5, 2021 09:31:23   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
badbobby wrote:
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..



Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.



She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.



He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well



Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.



One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.



Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.



She quietly called him over to her..



"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.



Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."



He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.



"Now take off my skirt."



He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.



"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.



Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Mar 5, 2021 11:40:15   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
Good one BB. Yeah, I didn't see that coming either

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Mar 5, 2021 12:24:56   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
I'm wondering if the gay cabalero found a boyfriend. Maybe a girlfriend?

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Mar 5, 2021 14:24:28   #
BCKliche Loc: Suffolk, VA
 
🤣

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Mar 5, 2021 14:24:29   #
BCKliche Loc: Suffolk, VA
 
🤣

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Mar 5, 2021 15:41:38   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Good one

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Mar 5, 2021 16:00:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Smokypig wrote:
I'm wondering if the gay cabalero found a boyfriend. Maybe a girlfriend?


dunno
but if BF was there
he prolly made out

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Mar 5, 2021 18:41:36   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Roger That Ma'am.
Funny
Good one



BD

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Mar 5, 2021 20:11:55   #
Ridleyblake2017 Loc: Honesdale Pennsylvania
 
That was a good one!!!

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