more funnies
Mar 3, 2021 20:19:23 #
3 fishermen happen upon a mermaid tangled in a net. they free her and she grants each one wish. the first guy ask for his IQ to be increased, he immediately starts to quote Shakespeare . second guy says double my IQ , he immediately knows quantum mechanic theories! third guy says triple my IQ. the Mermaid says are you sure? He says yes........ and she turns him into a woman.
Champion Billfisherman has his boat sink. he manages to swim to a small island where he is stranded for a while. finally the coast finds him and rescues him. The captain notices a lot of Condor feathers around his campsite and says "I'm going to have to arrest you , it's illegal to kill Condor's. He protests saying he had to eat to stay alive! Captain asks him "just wondering what do they taste like? " He replies' "somewhere between an Owl and a Bald eagle"
Champion Billfisherman has his boat sink. he manages to swim to a small island where he is stranded for a while. finally the coast finds him and rescues him. The captain notices a lot of Condor feathers around his campsite and says "I'm going to have to arrest you , it's illegal to kill Condor's. He protests saying he had to eat to stay alive! Captain asks him "just wondering what do they taste like? " He replies' "somewhere between an Owl and a Bald eagle"
Mar 4, 2021 17:35:57 #
ripogenu wrote:
3 fishermen happen upon a mermaid tangled in a net... (show quote)
at least he had a complete menu
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