Todays jokes
Mar 3, 2021 19:00:02 #
Mar 3, 2021 19:03:42 #
Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans,” the first boy said to the store owner.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
The man frowned because the jellybeans were on the top shelf in the store. He didn’t like climbing up there to sell 2 cents’ worth for jellybeans. But he did it. When he came down, he put away the ladder and turned to the second boy.
“What would you like?” he asked.
“I’ll have 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, too” said the second boy.
Annoyed, the man got the ladder and climbed up to get the jellybeans. When he was up there he turned to the third boy. “You don’t want 2 cents’ worth of jellybeans, do you?” he asked.
“No sir,” answered the third boy. So the man climbed down and put away the ladder.
“Now what do you want?” the man asked the boy.
I’ll have a nickel’s worth of jellybeans. Please,” the boy replied.
Mar 3, 2021 19:09:42 #
Mar 3, 2021 19:23:29 #
plumbob wrote:
All good Ronnie, Thanks for the evening laughs.
Have more for tomorrow, when I get back from fishing
Mar 3, 2021 20:27:39 #
Ronniejw wrote:
Have more for tomorrow, when I get back from fishing
Thanks Ronnie and good luck tomorrow!
Mar 4, 2021 08:03:45 #
Mar 4, 2021 13:46:24 #
Justoldjim
Loc: JUNCTION CITY, OR.
Reminds me: three men went to the bakery first one ask for raisin bread the lady had to climb a ladder to get it when she got down the second guy ask for raisin bread so while she was up the ladder this time she ask the third is yours raisin to he replied "not at my age honey"
Mar 4, 2021 17:27:17 #
Ronniejw wrote:
Three boys went into a candy store. “I want 2 cent... (show quote)
you're the Champ for today Ronnie
Mar 4, 2021 17:59:26 #
badbobby wrote:
you're the Champ for today Ronnie
Ty, have to give everyone a laugh
Mar 4, 2021 21:40:22 #
Ronniejw wrote:
Maybe some can relate to these
Good ones Ronnie. 😂😂 Lynny says if I didn’t cut my own hair I would be in the express chair. Lol.
Mar 4, 2021 22:41:35 #
Fish Dancer wrote:
Good ones Ronnie. 😂😂 Lynny says if I didn’t cut my own hair I would be in the express chair. Lol.
Yeah getting that way too.
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