Barnacles Loc: Northern California

I don't even have to look. If a hot babe passes by, my wife is mad at me whether I looked or not, whether I'd even noticed. Sometimes she suddenly gets mad at me and I look around to see what I missed! Then she's even madder.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

You're not alone.

Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]

I know exactly what you mean

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

I was walking with my (now) Ex-Wife on the Opening Night of Miller Park (the home of the Milwaukee Brewers). We were inside the stadium, on our way to our seats with another couple when we get cut off by 3 girls who apparently worked in the “Marketing Dept” at a new Gentlemen’s Club. They were wearing bright bikinis and perhaps 6-7” heels. There was a phrase written on their butts which said “Follow me to On the Border!” Well, they were causing quite a traffic jam and I was in no hurry to pass as that would just be rude 😉. We were maybe 10’ behind them when one slips on the freshly polished concrete and lands right on her...umm advertisement. She wasn’t on the ground a half second when we almost got trampled by no less than 30 guys knocking each other out of their way to scoop this poor girl up off the ground. The best part was when the guy’s significant others followed closely behind, beating the hell out of them for springing into action. I mean, what is a fellow supposed to do when you see a damsel in distress? I will admit I almost had my shoulder separated when the Wife yanked me away from the scene of the incident with that all-knowing “Don’t even think about it look”. I think George W threw out the first pitch...just sayin!

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

LOL

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

We just can't win OJ, Damned if we do -Damned if we don't.
It sure ain't easy being us.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Get rid of that white bronco

Big TC Loc: Raytown, MO.

It's a good thing he didn't take her to a nudist beach.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

That's for next time , cause she said she didn't want to go back to that first beach any more.

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

My wife will say “Did you see that girl all hanging out” and I’ll say “Yep”😜😜😜🐟on

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

You were...there’s two of them (.)(.)...🤷‍♂️🤣😂😜🐟on

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

😚 don't you just love um

DozerDave Loc: Port Orchard Wa.

Yep!!!...🐟on

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

For a shell collector, she has couple nice "she shells"!! 😅🤪🤣

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

I love shells😉