Whitey gets his CCP
Feb 24, 2021 15:29:26 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A while back, Whitey got his permit to carry a concealed weapon.
So, soon afterwards, he went over to the local gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When he was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the lady cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, Whitey did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical laughing, pointing, shrieking and alarms finally subsided, Whitey found out she was referring to how he should place his credit card in the card reade
As a senior, Whitey does not get flustered often, but this time it took him a while to get his pants back on.
He told them of their need to make instructions to seniors a little more clear, and he still doesn't think he looked that bad...but, just needed to wear underwear more often.
BTW, Whitey was asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
So, soon afterwards, he went over to the local gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When he was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the lady cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, Whitey did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical laughing, pointing, shrieking and alarms finally subsided, Whitey found out she was referring to how he should place his credit card in the card reade
As a senior, Whitey does not get flustered often, but this time it took him a while to get his pants back on.
He told them of their need to make instructions to seniors a little more clear, and he still doesn't think he looked that bad...but, just needed to wear underwear more often.
BTW, Whitey was asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
Feb 24, 2021 15:46:31 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A while back, Whitey got his permit to carry a con... (show quote)
Poor old Whitey. Dressed and dumb. Nude and even dumber. Sorry Whitey.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Feb 24, 2021 15:51:36 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
hacksaw wrote:
Poor old Whitey. Dressed and dumb. Nude and even dumber. Sorry Whitey.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
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Whitey has Oz to thank for bringing him to my attention.
I guess Oz thought Whitey was due to spend time in the barrel. Feb 24, 2021 16:12:05 #
Feb 24, 2021 16:13:11 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Whitey has Oz to thank for bringing him to my attention. I guess Oz thought Whitey was due to spend time in the barrel.
I guess Oz thought Whitey was due to spend time in the barrel. Aha! Good old OZ. I should have known. Thanks BF.😂
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Feb 24, 2021 16:13:25 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A while back, Whitey got his permit to carry a con... (show quote)
Yah don't say interesting. Hmm
LOL
Feb 24, 2021 16:55:03 #
BadFisherman wrote:
A while back, Whitey got his permit to carry a con... (show quote)
It's evident Whitey thought he had earned a bonus for purchasing a new gun and the sales lady was going to administer it. Why else would he go drawerless? Unless all his other ones were dirty.
Feb 24, 2021 17:05:49 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
FourchonLa. wrote:
It's evident Whitey thought he had earned a bonus for purchasing a new gun and the sales lady was going to administer it. Why else would he go drawerless? Unless all his other ones were dirty.
Could be Whitey thought the woman had a fondness for derringers.
Feb 24, 2021 17:10:33 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Could be Whitey thought the woman had a fondness for derringers.
You may be onto something. Do derringers shoot blanks?
Feb 24, 2021 17:15:59 #
Feb 24, 2021 18:00:05 #
FourchonLa. wrote:
It's evident Whitey thought he had earned a bonus for purchasing a new gun and the sales lady was going to administer it. Why else would he go drawerless? Unless all his other ones were dirty.
I think that’s why he’s called “Whitey”.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺
Feb 25, 2021 09:11:22 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
A while back, Whitey got his permit to carry a con... (show quote)
Good one thanks for the laughs.
Feb 25, 2021 09:22:04 #
The English language is VERY complicated. We have too many words with multiple interpretations. Not Whitey’s fault, he was probably going Commando for years just waiting for that exact opportunity! 😉
Feb 25, 2021 09:52:20 #
That is funny lol and no I carry a 45. 9 mm are for sissies lol. And no she didn't say nothing about a derringer lmfao. Take a day off to cut some firewood and my cousin come over late yesterday afternoon from Indiana and I get on the stage and look at what I find. Gooood one BF😁
Feb 25, 2021 11:05:21 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Whitey wrote:
That is funny lol and no I carry a 45. 9 mm are for sissies lol. And no she didn't say nothing about a derringer lmfao. Take a day off to cut some firewood and my cousin come over late yesterday afternoon from Indiana and I get on the stage and look at what I find. Gooood one BF😁
Oz made me do it, Whitey. 
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