badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

One day an out of work BadFisherman was visiting the zoo trying to earn some money as a street performer. However, as soon as he started to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office.

The zookeeper explained to BF that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, had suddenly died. The keeper feared that attendance at the zoo would fall off. He offeredBF a job to dress up as the gorilla until they could get another one. BF accepted.

The next morning, before the crowd arrived, BF put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage. He discovered that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, play and make fun of people, and he drew big crowds



However, eventually the crowds tired of him and he became bored just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.

Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd loved it.

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At the end of the day the zookeeper came and gives BF a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla.

Well, this went on for some time. BF kept taunting the lion, the crowds grew larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day when he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell. BF was terrified. The lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. BF was so scared that he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, BF started screaming and yelling, "Help! Help meee!!!", but the lion was quick and pounced. BF soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion.

The lion slowly lowered his snarling mouth towards him and said: "Shut UP you idiot! Do you want to get us BOTH fired?"

JD HEAT Loc: Nebraska

Creatively funny for sure! Just not sure where "Badfisherman" comes into play in the joke if it is supposed to? Maybe I'm missing something

D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca

This joke was just told here a few weeks ago

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

Welcome to the stage DT.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

JD
you have to know the dastardly BadFisherman
BTW
If you play poker with him or lend him money
his IOUs are worthless

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

these things happen DT

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one thanks for the laughs.