Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

Am I Getting To THAT Age???



I found this timely because today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."

The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've travelled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up, sags or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.


May you always have: Love to share, Cash to spare, Tyres with air, And friends who care.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

All so true Ronnie. I really like the shoe store, I love to mess people up like that.... 👍😁

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

CRAP! I thought of a couple really good ones to share but by the time I got to the bottom I forgot what they were. No seriously, I really did.

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

Me too. Gotta remember that.

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

I remember! The bouncing ball reminded me.
I have a tee shirt that says: I’m not too old to cut the mustard, I’m just too tired to spread it around.
It’s the shirt I’m wearing in my avatar. 😀

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Good ones, Ronnie! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Good ones, Ronnie. 😂

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Yep and gw hit the nail on the head.

kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ

All good ones. Like the shoe store too!

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

All good ones.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

More good, and true, ones Ronnie. I too am gonna use the Shoe store one, at my first opportunity. If I can remember LOL.

OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin

When I notice a waitress or another member of the wait staff is stressed out or having a tough time and they finally show up to check on us, I immediately ask “Can we get you something?” It completely disarms the situation as most have no idea that is coming.

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Got that right!!

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

When I am told "Have a good one." I often ask if they know where I can find one. Usually flusters the hell out of them.