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Feb 24, 2021 07:59:12   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved into his neighborhood. She was single, lives right across the street from him and he can see her place from his kitchen window Oz watched as she got home from work one evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street, up his driveway and knocked on the door.

Oz opened the door, she looked at him and said: “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight"

Oz gulped and then replied: "Nope, I'm free"

"Great" She said. “While I'm out, would you look after my dog "

Sometimes, being a senior citizen really sucks

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Feb 24, 2021 08:16:49   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved into his neighborhood. She was single, lives right across the street from him and he can see her place from his kitchen window Oz watched as she got home from work one evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street, up his driveway and knocked on the door.

Oz opened the door, she looked at him and said: “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight"

Oz gulped and then replied: "Nope, I'm free"

"Great" She said. “While I'm out, would you look after my dog "

Sometimes, being a senior citizen really sucks
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved i... (show quote)


Well, at least he didn't spend the evening alone.

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Feb 24, 2021 08:32:05   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Sorry Oz, but that’s funny!

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Feb 24, 2021 08:39:37   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Damn funny.

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Feb 24, 2021 08:50:11   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved into his neighborhood. She was single, lives right across the street from him and he can see her place from his kitchen window Oz watched as she got home from work one evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street, up his driveway and knocked on the door.

Oz opened the door, she looked at him and said: “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight"

Oz gulped and then replied: "Nope, I'm free"

"Great" She said. “While I'm out, would you look after my dog "

Sometimes, being a senior citizen really sucks
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved i... (show quote)


Oz's Reply should be as follows https://youtu.be/dNnoZGfEuoU

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Feb 24, 2021 09:02:03   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved into his neighborhood. She was single, lives right across the street from him and he can see her place from his kitchen window Oz watched as she got home from work one evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street, up his driveway and knocked on the door.

Oz opened the door, she looked at him and said: “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight"

Oz gulped and then replied: "Nope, I'm free"

"Great" She said. “While I'm out, would you look after my dog "

Sometimes, being a senior citizen really sucks
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved i... (show quote)


Good one thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 24, 2021 09:05:37   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved into his neighborhood. She was single, lives right across the street from him and he can see her place from his kitchen window Oz watched as she got home from work one evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street, up his driveway and knocked on the door.

Oz opened the door, she looked at him and said: “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight"

Oz gulped and then replied: "Nope, I'm free"

"Great" She said. “While I'm out, would you look after my dog "

Sometimes, being a senior citizen really sucks
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved i... (show quote)


Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,, her dog is a start

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Feb 24, 2021 09:15:10   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BadFisherman wrote:
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved into his neighborhood. She was single, lives right across the street from him and he can see her place from his kitchen window Oz watched as she got home from work one evening, and was surprised when she walked across the street, up his driveway and knocked on the door.

Oz opened the door, she looked at him and said: “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to go dancing and drinking, and maybe fool around a little....you know, have some fun. Are you doing anything tonight"

Oz gulped and then replied: "Nope, I'm free"

"Great" She said. “While I'm out, would you look after my dog "

Sometimes, being a senior citizen really sucks
EasternOz noticed when an attractive woman moved i... (show quote)



Yep and after that I quit doin the dishes.

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Feb 24, 2021 09:34:07   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
It's a start Oz I have a beautiful lady lives next door haven't seen or talked to her for over a year. Course Susan wouldn't appreciate her coming to see me.

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Feb 24, 2021 09:48:30   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
dbed wrote:
It's a start Oz I have a beautiful lady lives next door haven't seen or talked to her for over a year. Course Susan wouldn't appreciate her coming to see me.


I am happy at home no need for another.

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Feb 24, 2021 09:50:15   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,, her dog is a start


Probably the better of the 2.

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Feb 24, 2021 09:51:23   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
OJdidit wrote:
Sorry Oz, but that’s funny!


Yep

And no need to be sorry.

LOL

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Feb 24, 2021 10:10:54   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BF that was funny right there man. Thanks for the laughs 😂🤣🤣👍

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Feb 24, 2021 10:14:20   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Whitey wrote:
BF that was funny right there man. Thanks for the laughs 😂🤣🤣👍


Patience grasshopper your day will come.

LOL

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Feb 24, 2021 11:36:45   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Lol I'm sure. These days a good laugh is just that 😁

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