Joke. An American near Paris
Feb 20, 2021 15:33:52 #
CGB
Loc: Los Angeles
A young American fellow is visiting a French friend who lives on the French Riviera. After spending several days on the beach populated by beautiful French woman, and connecting with none of them, the American complains to his friend: "Pierre, I am having terrible luck. None of them seem to be interested in me."
"Well," said Pierre. "Do want we French do. Take ze big potato and put it in ze Speedo swimming suit. Ze girls will jump into ze arms."
The American does what he is advised, and nothing. No smile, no turn of the head. In fact, it seems that when he walks on the beach the woman are trying to avoid him.
So that he evening he again complains to his French friend, "Pierre, I did want you told me to do. But the ladies look the other way. Why?"
Pierra answers, "You stupid Americaine! You must put ze potato in ze front."
"Well," said Pierre. "Do want we French do. Take ze big potato and put it in ze Speedo swimming suit. Ze girls will jump into ze arms."
The American does what he is advised, and nothing. No smile, no turn of the head. In fact, it seems that when he walks on the beach the woman are trying to avoid him.
So that he evening he again complains to his French friend, "Pierre, I did want you told me to do. But the ladies look the other way. Why?"
Pierra answers, "You stupid Americaine! You must put ze potato in ze front."
Feb 20, 2021 16:24:17 #
CGB wrote:
A young American fellow is visiting a French frien... (show quote)
Doyle!!!
Sounds just like him
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