badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Big A once visited a small village in the countryside. At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied.


The local man said: "Then you should go talk to the BadFishermans.who live on Lake Whitney. Rumor has it that they've been married over
40 years and they've never fought this whole time."




"What?? That's impossible! Everyone has fights!" Exclaimed Big. But the local swore to him it was the truth and nothing but.

Big just had to check it out, and in the morning he knocked on the door of the little house on the lake and was immediately welcomed by BF, who invited him in for a Dr.Pepper. After Big explained why he came to see him, BF smiled and nodded.

"It's true. We never fight."

"PLEASE," begged Big, "can you tell me your secret?"

"Well," said BF, "it all started about 40 years ago, right after the wedding. We were riding our mule back to town and walking it down the street when it tripped over a stone and the Sgt Major said to him: 'That's one.'

"We kept riding and he tripped again on another stone, which made the Sgt Major immediately say: 'That's two.'

"Two minutes later, the mule trips over a stone again .the Sgt Major said 'That's three.' She pulled out a gun I never knew she had and shot it in the head without thinking twice! I was shocked and yelled at her: 'What the heck do you think you're doing? We needed that mule! Are you crazy?!'

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The Sgt Major looked me straight in the eye and said: 'That's one.'

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

That is a shot over the bow.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Maybe you should try that to get your poker debts paid badbobby.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

there you go agin bahm
takin sides with that dastardly Marine

Breaks my heart to see you stray so far

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

I meant that you would take the Sgt. Major stance and then BF that is one maybe he would cough up some of those back IOU's that he owes you. Do you get the picture now?

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Maybe I should have told HER
that from the get-go ! Might
have saved/prevented a whole
LOT of aggravation !

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

well ok
but that ain't the way it read