The New Floridian
Feb 20, 2021 08:05:16 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.
As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"
And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".
And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"
And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".
He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"
She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"
He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?
Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"
And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".
And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"
And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".
He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"
She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"
He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?
Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
Feb 20, 2021 08:24:00 #
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Indeed those life lessons that teach us we are nobody at all are the foundation to learning humility. Thanks for the laugh BF!
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